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Flash: Bob Esponja reveals he’s an undocumented immigrant

by Comic Saenz June 11, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from HOLLYWOOD) SpongeBob SquarePants is an undocumented immigrant whose family drifted into Bikini Bottom, Hawaii, from Mexico when he was child, the Nickelodeon star revealed this morning. SquarePants (real name: Bob Esponja) made the announcement at packed press conference called by Animal Actors for Reform and Fairness (AARF), a pro-immigration reform group. The […]

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It’s June, and time for a shoutout to all the grads! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 4, 2013 Cartoons
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I was a DREAMer before it was cool — and I got deported

by NANCY LANDA May 6, 2013 Cultura
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The immigrant rights movement has reached one of the most important milestones of the last two decades. Finally, politicians are responding to the demands of advocates asking to reform a broken immigration system that has marginalized millions of undocumented immigrants. We see this in the form of Senate Bill 744 proposed by the Bipartisan Senate […]

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Chilanga DREAMer Aury Martinez is all ‘Si Se Puede!’ (NSFW video)

by JESSI CANNES March 5, 2013 El Now
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President Obama’s “deferred action” program is working out really well for DREAMer Aury Martinez. (NSFW audio.)

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From the ‘new’ GOP: Pocho Ocho things we shouldn’t say to Latinos

by JUAN HANNITY January 31, 2013 El Now
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GOP leaders are undergoing sensitivity training as they re-evaluate immigration reform. Too often, insiders say, Republicans’ choice of words has hidden their true love for Latinos. “Tone and rhetoric will be key,” is the message from Jennifer Korn, executive director of the Hispanic Leadership Network.  Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FLA), who chairs the GOP’s Vendido Caucus, champions “a […]

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Heya morons! Click HERE for Obama immigration speech transcript

by Pocho Ñews Service January 29, 2013 El Now
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We know some of you are morons or racists or both. Different strokes, meng, different strokes. It’s cool. Here’s a transcript of the speech on immigration that Bronco Bama just delivered in Las Vegas, translated into easy-to-understand Moron. Just for you! (APPLAUSE) Dank you. It is good t’ be back in Las Begas. And it […]

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New how-to video from MigraDate.com: ‘Immigration Flirtation’

by Lucida Grandé January 28, 2013 Cultura
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Is that a green card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Ñewsweek: DREAMers dream, Arpaio hates, Hugo Chavez lives

by Comic Saenz January 6, 2013 El Now
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Hey, pochos, it’s 2013 and it looks like we’re in for more of the same old same old from our regular cast of characters! Thrill as  Sheriff Joe Arpaio returns in a Brand New Hate-Fest for the New Year! Hold on to your seats as Still-Not-Dead-Yet Commie Super-Hero Hugo Chavez returns to reprise two of […]

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Navarrette vs Acuña: The debate about DREAMers gets personal

by Comic Saenz January 4, 2013 Cultura
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Ruben Navarrette, Jr. Dr. Rodolfo Francisco Acuña   It’s the debate that’s burning up the blogosphere. Talking head and self-promoting Latino expert Ruben Navarrette, Jr. thinks those DREAMers are so SELFISH and LAME and NEEDY that they are drawing attention away from important topics, the most important of which is Navarrette who is no pinche […]

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Marry a citizen, become a citizen at PendejoMatch.com (video)

by Andalé Mono November 29, 2012 El Now
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Sen. John Kyl, a Republican (surprise surprise!) from the Hate State of Arizona, is pleased to announce his online dating site for the young, undocumented and desperate. Marry a citizen, become a citizen! It’s just that easy with the “quick path to citizenship” from PendejoMatch.com. Try Pendejo Match for free for 30 days or your […]

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For undocumented students, every day is a day in ‘Limbo’ (video)

by Andalé Mono October 20, 2012 Cultura
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Three undocumented Los Angeles students were given small video cameras to record their lives for three months. Limbo is their story. Sitting in limbo, eh? Jimmy Cliff knows all about that:

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CA’s Jerry Brown vetoes ‘Trust Act,’ AZ’s Jan Brewer approves

by Barney Asada October 1, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from ARIZONA) Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has deemed California Gov. Jerry Brown an honorary citizen following his veto of the Golden State’s Trust Act which would have ended deportation of undocumented immigrants busted for minor offenses. ¡AltoArizona! reports: Jan Brewer, Arizona’s governor notorious for her signing of the state’s racial profiling bill, SB1070, […]

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Chico is undocumented, unafraid: ‘My Immigration Status’ (video)

by QUESO QUESEM September 19, 2012 Cultura
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Chico Mendez sings the song of dreamers: My Immigration Status. (NSFW language.)

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Ñewsweek: Arizona racism? Thankfully, we have Jesus El Luchador

by Comic Saenz August 26, 2012 El Now
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Arizona hate made POCHO headlines again this week; the Pocho Ocho crew came up with Pro Tips for white-collar Latinos plus eight caveats for goofy gabachos; and while AZ Gov. Jan Brewja haunted POCHO, Jesus Christos El Luchador (who drinks Corona with a lime, btw) made a miraculous appearance. These big stories broke the ñews […]

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Uncle Sam on lookout for oldsters trying to pass as DREAMers

by Santino J. Rivera August 17, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) Older undocumented immigrants have been trying to pass as youngsters so they can qualify for the Obama Administration’s new Deferred Action program, PNS has learned. On Thursday, several elderly immigrants were hustled out in the Denver, CO immigration office trying to fake the required cutoff age of 30. ICE reported that […]

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Dear AZ Gov. Jan Brewer: MR. POCHO has a message for you (toon)

by Comic Saenz August 16, 2012 Cartoons
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Young undocumented immigrants line up to apply for Deferred Action

by Lalo Alcaraz August 15, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from CHICAGO) Hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants brought to this country as children are applying today for a deportation reprieve under a new program established by the Obama administration. DREAMers will receive a two­-year deferment of deportation proceedings. If approved by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, those DREAMers can also apply for a […]

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Ñewsweek: POCHO vs Drudge, DREAMERS, bienvenue à Mexicanada

by Comic Saenz June 17, 2012 El Now
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Wassup in Pochostan this week, you ask? President Obama’s groundbreaking executive order halting the deportation of innocent kids brought cheers and hateful feedback from the right wing mediocracy, more Mexicans are bypassing the U.S. and heading to Canadia and a mathematician proved Chicanos have only one degree of separation. The most popular POCHO stories that […]

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