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Last night we noticed that the Donald Trump campaign started placing ads on POCHO, like the one you see in this screen capture.

We get money from ads like this when you click on them, but no amount of money is worth having this pendejo’s lies and hate on our website.

We have instructed the robots at Google’s Adsense to stop placing Trump ads on our site — just like we did with previous Sheriff Joe Arpaio ads and Governor Jan “Bruja” Brewer ads. [Note: It may take a day or two for this crap to disappear from the system.]

Blocking ads from these haters costs us money.

Can you help us make up the difference with a small donation? Click on DONATE!

Every $10, or $20, or $50 will help us make more Ñews y Satire.

MR. POCHO says thanks!

 

 

 

 

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poniesEconomists say once a person has been unemployed for six months it is highly unlikely they will reenter the workforce.

It’s been a year since I was fired from my job and I feel like a BIG GIANT LOSER.

It wasn’t anything I did in particular. I thought for sure that one time I asked Floyd Mayweather if “he likes to take his work home with him” would do me in, alas, it was far more uneventful.

“We’ve decided not to renew your contract.”

“Um, OK.”

And it’s not like I’m totally unemployed. I regularly walk a dog named Jimmy Fallon — this causes great confusion when I nonchalantly say, “Jimmy Fallon growled at me today,” (though for the most part he is quite lovely, other than eating his own poop). [Mas…]

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The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Money’ (NSFW video)

by Andalé Mono February 24, 2015 Cultura
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We all know it’s hard to make money, and even hard to hold on to it. That’s why idiots like us need to who’s really picking our pockets and how they do it. And that’s why we recommend The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Money’. [This video is NSFW if the word sh!t or however […]

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Buy Money.FAKE NOTES,DOLLAR PRINTING,FAKE MONEY,Euro (video)

by SOUNDS LEGIT February 23, 2015 Cultura
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Buy Money .FAKE NOTES,DOLLAR PRINTING,FAKE MONEY,Euro banknote production,Bills,POUNDS printing Fake Notes US Dollar,Euro,Pounds,Australia dollar,currency printing,Jamaican dollar Buy Money .FAKE NOTES,DOLLAR PRINTING,FAKE MONEY,Euro banknote production,Bills,POUNDS Printing Fake Notes US Dollar,Euro,Pounds,Australia dollar,currency printing,Jamaican dollar We sale counterfeit Euro,counterfeit dollar,Anti-counterfeit banknotes

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Pochos: We need your $ donation to build a bigger, better POCHO

by José Canusí December 27, 2014 Corporate

Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS! Listed below are the Top Ten Most Popular posts this year. Do you see your favorite? What you like to see more stories like these? To keep POCHO online, we need money. Money from loyal readers like […]

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Coming Soon: Christmas in Cuba, American style (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 26, 2014 Cartoons
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We need your donation to build a bigger and better POCHO

by José Canusí December 9, 2014 Corporate

Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS! Here are the Top Ten Most Popular posts this year. Do you see your favorite? What you like to see more stories like these? To keep POCHO online, we need money. Money from loyal readers like you. […]

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Understanding Politics: The Natural Voting Cycle (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA November 12, 2014 Cartoons
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Brazil says goodbye to FIFA2014 (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA July 17, 2014 Cartoons
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Watch: In Brazil, one fútbol fan floats some social criticism

by Especial Correspondents July 2, 2014 Cultura
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How’s your Portuguese? The LiveLeak uploader says this high-tech balsero is yelling “Why do we need hospitals, roads, schools and public security if we have the World Cup? Give [me] my beer to enjoy this shit!”

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The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Politics’ (video)

by Barney Asada March 13, 2014 Cultura
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Did you know that “politics” is the smart person word for “yelling about the government”? Watch and learn. PREVIOUSLY ON POLITICAL SCIENCE VIDEO THEATRE:

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Fund our ThingStarter for ‘Sustainable Kidnapping’ or else (video)

by RAND SUM GUY January 16, 2014 Cultura
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Richard and Alec want you to support their ThingStarter campaign for Sustainable Kidnapping — or you’ll never see your family again. PREVIOUSLY ON THINGSTARTER:

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Help the homeless with this new ThingStarter campaign (video)

by EARVIN LEGEND August 14, 2013 Cultura
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Homelessness is hard, especially if you have to solicit money on the street with a crudely-scrawled sign. But there is a way YOU can help. Please take two minutes to watch this video for a new ThingStarter campaign. You’ll be glad you did. ALSO ON THINGSTARTER: iNotRacist: Social media app keeps track of your non-racism […]

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Latinos in Hollywood? First of all, who are these so-called ‘Latinos?’

by LINDA NIEVES-POWELL July 12, 2013 Cultura
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I disagree with Dennis Leoni. In the POCHO article, he says this: “One more time, what do we need to do? BUILD OUR OWN MARKETPLACE!” Here’s my take: It won’t work. It simply will not work. Why? Because the so-called “Latino” experience cannot be compared to the African-American experience in the United States. The “Latino” […]

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Attention: It’s time to get real about Latino movie projects

by Dennis E. Leoni July 9, 2013 Cultura
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Okay, time for a reality check. Despicable Me 2 made $59.5 million in its first two days of release. Do any of you seriously believe that Universal gives a flying fuck if Latinos are upset over the negative stereotyping of a Latino character ? As my good friend Bob Eisele likes to say, “Here’s the […]

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Update: We made it through the hack attack but still need your help

by José Canusí June 30, 2013 Corporate
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This graphic shows how hackers overwhelmed the site one day last week. Those three “load” figures at the top should be close to “1.” All the “USERS” you see on Comic Seanz’s screen cap show our webserver software (Apache) trying to keep up with bullshit requests from evil hack robots. Can you donate $20 or […]

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