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Hey, you pochos who are not Baby Boomers: Come with us now to the thrilling days of yesteryear (1951) when Americans worried about a nuclear attack from an evil Commie dictator across the sea. Good times!

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Just a few seconds into The Adventures of Kim Jong-Un, it’s clear he so talent, he so strong. Give the guy credit.

And before the Kimster blows us all to Hell, please enjoy these photos our reporter in North Korea (moi) smuggled out earlier this year: [Mas…]

If ‘nacho cheese’ is wrong, I don’t wanna be right (photo)

by KIM JONG-UN August 20, 2014 Cultura
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PREVIOUSLY ON KIM JONG-UN:

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ Tax Day Espectacular 4.15.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama April 15, 2013 El Now
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Happy Tax Day, pochos! This week on MiJA I discuss the near conclusion of back-room negotiations on immigration “reform” and delve deep into the heart of the Internets to discover Barbies of the World. You think Mexican Barbie is bad — Peruvian Barbie comes with an anchor baby (and she’s not the worst of them!)

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Prep classmates call Kim Jong Un ‘a fun dude’

by Comic Saenz April 10, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SWITZERLAND) North Korean strongman Kim Jong Un is actually “a fun dude,” according to his classmates at the elite Swiss prep school Institut Le Rosey. The five 1998 grads are planning to endorse Kim (yearbook photo, right) on his LinkedIn and Klout accounts before he starts a nuclear war next week. They […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ Easter Spirit Special 4.01.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama March 31, 2013 El Now
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This week on MiJA, I get into the Easter spirit while Google pisses a bunch of people off. Also, I don my pink rubber gloves and prove that you’re never too young for senior moments. Happy Easter! Previously on MiJA WEEKLY…

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 02.25.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama February 25, 2013 El Now
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This week on Mija: so much crying! I explain the sequester with a stick of butter and discuss Marco Rubio’s visit to Israel. Plus, a bunch of dead sea animals wash ashore mi tierra, Peru and I wear a sweater! Make sure to leave your questions and comments below.

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North Korean space shuttle attacks U.S., Manhattan on fire (video)

by Comic Saenz February 5, 2013 El Now
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North Korea’s Glorious Space Program, launched by Eternally Alive Fearless Leader Kim Jong-Il, has crushed the American Capitalist Running Dogs, destroyed flag-shrouded New York City, all while you sleep, accompanied by the luscious sounds of the Marxist Muzak Orchestra playing We Are the World — and we’ve got video!

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Pocho Ocho reasons North Korean missile failed to launch

by Al Carlos Hernandez April 13, 2012 El Now
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8. That’s what she said. 7. Flight engineers were forced to wear huge women’s sunglasses. 6. Politically-premature exacerbation.

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