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The Hey Vato! show’s Chuy and Smiley wonder if it’s possible to put away those childish things, like that Corinthian dude said, and enjoy an afternoon of beisbol with Los Doyers.

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In this new episode of the Hey Vato! show, Smiley is sick as hell and friends Chuy and sister Angie don’t know how to help. Vicks® VapoRub™? Aloe vera? Yerba buena? [NSFW language.]


As Vatos Smiley and Chuy search for the true meaning of Valentine’s Day — and the place of amor in this troubled world — Smiley’s sister Angie sets them straight on how VDay REALLY works. [NSFW F-bomb.]


Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!

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Math teacher Jaime Escalante teaches Hey Vato’s Chuy and Smiley a lot more than just mathematics in this lost scene from Stand and Deliver.


Special guest star SIRI gets name-checked as Chuy and Smiley consider what the future will bring in this latest episode of Hey Vato! [NSFW F-bomb.]

And don’t forget to check out Smiley and Chuy’s website where you can buy Hey Vato! t-shirts.

Hey Vato! It’s ‘A Cholo Valentine’ (NSFW video)

by LIL ANGEL February 12, 2016 Cartoons
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As Vatos Smiley and Chuy search for the true meaning of Valentine’s Day — and the place of amor in this troubled world — Smiley’s sister Angie sets them straight on how VDay REALLY works. [F-bomb.]

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Hey Vato! How to read emojis (video)

by Comic Saenz November 11, 2015 Cultura
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In the latest episode of Hey Vato!, Chuy gets a mysterious text message full of emojis from a potential ruca, and asks Smiley and his sister Angie explain what the symbols mean.

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Hey Vato! Chuy wins the lottery, but what to do with the $$? (video)

by Comic Saenz October 2, 2015 Cultura
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When Chuy wins some money in the California SCRATCHER lottery, he consults with compa Smiley to discuss the most cost-effective use of the winning funds. Can sage advice from Dr. Sigmund Freud (making his first appearance in a Hey Vato! epsiode) clarify Chuy’s thinking? Click here for more HEY VATO! ON POCHO.

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Hey Vato! Chuy needs to go but Angie is all ‘Chola Selfie’ (video)

by Comic Saenz June 9, 2015 Cultura

It’s time for old girlfriends, secret tears and family dynamics in the latest episode of Hey Vato! When Chuy’s sister Angie hogs the bathroom taking selfies, Smiley interrupts the subsequent sibling discussion with insight from author, artist and poet e.e. cummings.

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Hey Vato! Let me show you ‘how to talk to a hyna’ (video)

by Comic Saenz May 21, 2015 Cultura
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Sure that fine chica gave you her number, but what are you going to do to seal the deal? Hey Vato’s Chuy gives Smiley a lesson in how to talk to the hynas.

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Hey Vato! The homies are ‘Dreaming of Selena’ (video)

by Comic Saenz March 30, 2015 Cultura
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East Los vatos Smiley and Chuy still have a soft spot for Selena, 20 years after her tragic passing. Or is it Salinas?

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Hey Vato! Are you staring at me? (NSFW video)

by Comic Saenz March 3, 2015 Cultura
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Hey Vato! Smiley and Chuy discuss the meaning of respect with a little help from existentialist soap tycoon Albert Camay. For a while, anyhow. [NSFW F-bomb.]

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Hey Vato! This one is dedicated to Art Laboe (video)

by Barney Asada February 17, 2015 Cultura
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Smiley and Chuy of Hey Vato! hop on the webcam to share their many feels about the apparent end of LA radio DJ Art Laboe’s famed oldies but goodies show – and the romantic dedications that helped “seal with deal” with many a hyna.

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Hey Vato! What we really, really want for Christmas (video)

by EL SANTO CLAUS December 16, 2013 Cultura
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Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice! PREVIOUSLY ON NIKE CORTEZ:

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Complete ‘Hey Vato!’ NSFW existential angst of Chuy y Smiley (videos)

by Don Juan Gamera June 30, 2012 Cultura
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When we heard one of our favorite Hey Vato! episodes (The Tattoo) would be screening at the San Francisco Frozen Film Festival we knew it was time for a special Sabado Ponchonte Saturday Night Video Festival featuring EVERY episode of our favorite web series, in order, so here they are. Hey Vatos! Orale!

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Hey Vato! Zombies in the hood — and Winston Churchill (NSFW video)

by Comic Saenz May 23, 2012 Cultura
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Smiley and Chuy scramble to protect themselves from zombies in this episode of Hey Vato! Sir Winston Churchill provides some valuable context, but can a kid’s chemistry kit keep the vatos safe? (NSFW language.)

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Hey Vato! Tattoo or not tattoo, that is the question (NSFW video)

by KATYA LUNYA May 16, 2012 Cultura
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Chuy wants a new tattoo for his new lady love — in a special spot right over his heart. But, he wonders, is a new tat a symbol of undying devotion or merely another way to get the chicas to give it up? When Smiley pointedly asks about Chuy’s old girlfriend, an intense discussion ensues. […]

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Ñewsweek: Chanclas, foreskins, gay political football, meaning of life

by Comic Saenz May 13, 2012 El Now
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“If the chancla flies, your mom is wise,” noted defense attorney Juan E. Cocran told the court, and we’ve got video to prove it. The epic flying chanclas video topped the list of big estories on POCHO this week, but only just squeezed out the Mexclusive guest editorial by GOP nominee wannabe Mexican Mitt Romney, […]

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Hey Vato! Will new rims make my life better? (NSFW video)

by Comic Saenz May 9, 2012 Cultura
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Chuy’s car might look a whole lot better with new rims, but is that really the way to improve one’s life, or to score with the ladies? Smiley offers an alternative approach to the existential question. (NSFW language.)

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