What the heck, you may ask. A satisfied Amazon customer has your answer:
Anyone who sees this in class thinks I have an actual burrito on my desk. I use it as a pencil bag and it holds about 8 pens and pencils in the elective bands and I put my erasers in the little mesh pouch. Love it!
No word about mojado-colored burritos or fried chimichanga-colored models. Silver foil wrapping not included.