For July 4, try these Pocho Ocho favorite Mexican fireworks

fireworksbigUsed to be you could always celebrate the Fourth of July along the border in the most patriotic way: by detonating illegal Mexican fireworks.

Here are some of our favorite dangerous Mexican fireworks from when men were men, and fireworks were weapons grade bundles o’ fun!

8. Guadalajara Guarheads
7. Tijuana TNT
6. La La La La La Bomba
5. El Fartomico
4. Tequila Bottle Rockets
3. Mexico Mangler
2. Señor Finger Remover

And our numero uno favorite illegal Mexican fireworks is…