Tio Bernie? Uncle Joe? I guess. But call me a dreamer because I’m still holding out hope for a late but successful third-party Mexican American presidential bid. I can already see the first 100 days unfolding….
Mira the Pocho Ocho Top Things To Expect If We Had A Mexican President:
8. Secret Service detail replaced by cousins and their pitbulls.
7. Border wall built around Texas to keep Tex-Mex recipes from emigrating.
6. All veteranos are eligible for VA benefits.