¡Mira! These are the Pocho Ocho Most Mexican Countries

FOX screen capAfter Fox News equated all of Latin America with Mexico [photo], we knew we had to let the world know the alternative facts about that thing we like to call reality.

Mira our list of the Pocho Ocho Most Mexican Countries:

8. West Cochina
7. East Los Mexico
6. New New Mexico
5. South Canada
4. Mexico featuring Rick Bayless
3. Mexifornia
2. El Otro Lado

And the Most Mexican Country is …

Mexico

Especial Correspondents Junco Canché, El Eres Nerd, Comic Saenz, y Lalo Alcaraz participated in the research for this story, despite their better angeles.