Rush Limbaugh’s Pocho Ocho excuses for being a douchebag

by Lalo Alcaraz on March 6, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

Bloated talk show host and leader of the Republican party Rush Limbaugh has been abusing his broadcast microphone by viciously attacking, well, everyone, but most recently 30-year-old law student Sandra Fluke, calling her a “slut” and a “prostitute.”

He has since issued a weak apology, but his show continues to bleed sponsors and radio stations.

Here are his Pocho Ocho excuses for being a douchebag:

8. Skanks don’t get satire
7. Dennis Miller is my new staff writer
6. I jumped the whale
5. Twinkie defense
4. Mexicans did it
3. I’m fighting an addiction to Oxycotin and money
2. Obama’s “Negro Magic”

and the number uno excuse Rush Limbaugh gives for his current problems:

I hate women

Illustration by DonkeyHotey.



Dennis March 6, 2012 at 9:37 PM

It was a non apology Apology…!!

Kerry March 7, 2012 at 4:22 PM

Ah, you know how he gets when he’s off his meds…

Lorraine March 8, 2012 at 8:18 PM

Douchebag is a very inappropriate name for this title, as douchebags are good things to have for use in feminine health and hygiene and should not be used in association with that man. Rename the article and issue an apology to all women. It’s the least you can do. Cannot believe you are not more sensitive than that. Otherwise I love your site!

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