Hire this animated Mexican ‘bandito’ for only $45 (toons, video)

by Memo Nericcio on December 10, 2015 in Cartoons, Cultura, Video

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Yesterday’s Most Pathetic Stereotypes Reimagined for the Digital Age of All our Cyber Tomorrows or Need a Sexy Latina or Bandit for your Animated Video

Next generation digitally-borne stereotypes for millennials and their kids!

Bandits, sexy Latinas, y mucho mas more…ACK!

Does your next CGI animation project need an ugly racist stereotyped Mexican gangster but you’re short on dinero? El Penumbra (The Darkness), a “Mexican Bandito,” can be yours for just $45!

This digital actor brings his own digital props!

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Like others of his kind, he’s made of polygons!

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But wait, what about those sexy Latinas? Sexy digital Latinas cost lots more — $149.

Dat ass, though!

sexylatina The hermana has specs:

3D Cartoon Latin Girl Suitable for use in broadcast, animation shorts, advertising., HD renderings. ( Originally created with 3ds Max 2012 )

|| CONCEPT & DESIGN ||

Woman character with summer outfit for sunny weather with very small short jeans and tube top. Designed with cartoon style proportions, simplicity and attractive colors, a girl about 20-30 years old, tanned skin, or light brown. Intended to represent a young woman from Latin America or Caribbean. May be suitable also for any other cultures and regions, like Brazil, India, Philippines, Arab countries and more. This character is an original creation from the author based on its own knowledge and research (The author live in the middle of the Caribbean 😀 ). Any similarity with existing characters, or real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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|| SPECS ||

This model contains 18 separate objects,
5,315 polygons with TurboSmooth OFF
42,520 triangles with TurboSmooth ON (set to 1 iterations. With TurboSmooth active, polygons count by triangles)
Standard materials only.
Rendered images with Default Scanline Renderer with advanced lighting Ray Trace active.

I love the way the African American digimannequin may be conceived of as a sexy business woman with some professional edge, whilst the winsome Latina lass’s only concrete ontological quality is her essential sexiness — no business chops required!

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The company that produces these monstrosities is called Turbosquid, out of Louisiana — maybe ace pinhead Bobby Jindal is associated with these cyberdumb rascals.

This is your bandito on video:

 

From my Tex[t]-Mex Gallery Blog.

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