What are America’s Pocho Ocho Top Brownest Jobs?

by Especial Correspondents on January 27, 2015 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

whitejobsfThe Atlantic analyzed the stats and guess what!? Some professions in the United Estates are positively teeming with white people — jobs like veterinarian, espeech sangwich pathologist and meelrye (chart excerpt, above).

Hurm, we said, perhaps we can fabricate a similar list of America’s brownest jobs.

“So let it be written, so let it be done!” said Pharoah, another white dude. And we did. Here’s our list of America’s Pocho Ocho Top Brownest Jobs:

8. Piñata Fluffer

7. Chief Cleavage Officer for Spanish Language TV Network News Division

6. Tia Guadalupe Gutierrez Santa Maria de Los Angeles y Zacatecas

5. Chanclero

4. “R” Roller

3. Top Hollywood Executive

2. Devious Maid

And the numero uno brownest job in America is …

Gang Member #3

¡Mira! Complete story at The Atlantic:

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Lalo Alcaraz, Malcolm Mex and Comic Saenz contributed to this report.

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