Breaking: New stamp honors Hispanic Heritage Month

elborrachostamp(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) The U.S. Postal Service has released a new stamp to mark Hispanic Heritage Month 2013, which begins September 15.

The El Borracho stamp kicks off the Hispanic Male series, the brainchild of Joe Sendembach, who left the Border Patrol to join the USPS as an artist and rose to Director of Creative Services.

“It honors the way us veterans of the MIGRA-Industrial Complex feel about the Hispanic male,” according to Sendembach.

“We plan other cultural stamps along these lines, including a Prison Gang set and a Drug Mule series,” Sendembach wrote in a press release distributed this morning.

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And although the new 47¢ First Class El Borracho stamp is a self-adhesive, sticky stamp, according to Sendembach, you don’t need to lick it to enjoy the scent of its special tequila-scented ink. “I love the smell of Hispanics in the morning!” he noted.

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