7. Wow, you don’t even have an accent!
6. Huh? You don’t know how to make tamales?
5. No thank you, I don’t eat meat.
4. My gardener’s Guatemalan; maybe you know him.
3. Chicano? Are an expert in chicanery?
2. What’s that smell from your hair?
And the numero uno thing never to say to Chicanos is…
Does your dad cut lawns?