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Pocho Ocho Top Ways We’re Fighting the Corona Virus
TO: ALL POCHO ESTAFF MEMBERS
FROM: JOSÉ CANUSÍ, JEFE-DE-HR
DATE: MARCH 11, 2020
RE: CORONA VIRUS PRECAUTIONS
Your lives are somewhat important to us. That's why we've instituted eight new prophylactic measures to reduce estaff exposure to some possibly dangerous germs and shit.
Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways We're Fighting the Corona Virus:
8. The 11AM editorial meeting, usually held at BarrioBucks, has been moved to the Wuhan Wok restaurant next door because they value our business, whereas BB won't let us forget that chanclazo in December.
7. Please see me for your choice of luchador masks and/or dog cones to help you not touch your face.
6. Hand sanitizing stations have been installed around the office that dispense Vicks® VapoRub™.
POCHO’s Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!
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We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” Longtime readers may have notice we dripped Google’s syndicated ads.
That’s deliberate. We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?
We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?
Example:
POCHO typically publishes four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime.
UNDER TEN CENTS!
Such a deal!
Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. It doesn’t have to be $50 – ten bucks, twenty, whatever, it’s all good. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.
Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.
Los Pochodores
¡Orale! La Cucaracha is 17 years old today! (toon and video)
As of today, November 25, my nationally-syndicated daily comic strip La Cucaracha is 17 years old!
Mas…¡Orale! La Cucaracha is 17 years old today! (toon and video)
Donate today for more POCHO tomorrow (and next year too)
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✊🏽 We like making POCHO’s Ñews y Satire for you every day, but it takes money. Can you please help?
✊🏽 We like to afflict the comfortable, comfort the afflicted, and mock the pendejos.
Mas…Donate today for more POCHO tomorrow (and next year too)
Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it
Running POCHO is a real job. It takes hours of work, dedication and writers, editors, artists and videographers.
And it takes time and money.
We’ve got the time. We need you for the money.
- We’d like more Internet bandwidth which means we need more money for our hosting company.
- We’d like to rebuild this website, which means we need to hire a web development company.
- And we’d like to pay the volunteer editors, cartoonists, reporters, and photographers who contribute because they believe in the mission.
Mas…Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it
Please put some cash for POCHO underneath this year’s Chancla Tree!
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As fams around the world place presents for loved ones under the Chancla Tree, please consider making a small holiday donation to POCHO so we can continue breaking the ñews!
POCHO needs money to upgrade our webservers, money to fix our broken computers and, more than anything, money to pay our editors and writers and videographers and cartoonists who have contributed a year’s worth of amazingly chingon content for free.
Every $10, $20 or $50 helps. Click on the donate button now.
Thank you, pochos!
ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!
It’s time once again to order your LALO ALCARAZ CARTOON CALENDAR.
Because of the horrible path the US has continued on this past year, I will make this promise: I will do my best to try to keep you sane and somewhat amused in 2018 through cartoons and other online chingaderas, but one way I can do it every day is if you buy my 2018 Cartoon Calendar.
Mas…ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!
#TBT 2012: Meet our newest sponsor – RentALatino!
In our ongoing search for advertisers to match our diverse audience, it looks like we have found a winner – a company with deep pockets and its heart in the right place.
POCHO is glad to welcome RentALatino to the echelons of our Premium Sponsors.
To learn how you might qualify for RentALatino‘s latest discounts and see the full message from our sponsor, read on!
POCHO needs your help in the hard fight ahead
POCHO has been fighting Donald Trump since 2012 and we don’t intend to stop now.
We have a long hard fight ahead of us, and you can help with a cash donation.
POCHO’s Daily Ñews mailing list is the juan list you need
¿WHAT THE FUCKTL?
Afraid for the future?
Suffering from PTSD — President Trump Stress Disorder?
Perplexed by pendejos in power?
The juan thing you need can be yours tomorrow with just a few clicks!
What izzit? It’s a humor-packed electronic antidote to all the bullshit that surrounds us and a fun way to start your day — the POCHO Daily Ñews!
Subscribe to POCHO’s short and sweet overnight newsletter and around 3AM Califas time we’ll send you a short email with that day’s POCHO Ñews headlines.
And get this: IT’S FREE! FREE! FREE!
Mas…POCHO’s Daily Ñews mailing list is the juan list you need
Happy New Year 2017 from POCHO: So say we all!
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We like making POCHO’s Ñews y Satire for you every day, but it takes money. Can you please help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” We get a trickle of revenue from Google Adsense (it barely pays the iPhone bill) and that’s all. No one owns us, no one tells us what we can or cannot do. But independence ain’t free. We’re hoping to raise some extra cash from you, our loyal readers. Can you help?
We would like to upgrade our hardware/server arrangements, redesign the website, and maybe someday pay our hard-working editors, talented writers, visionary photographers, and kick-ass cartoonists. Oh yes, and our pinches lawyers tambien. Can you help?
Your small donation will keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. Click on the DONATE button to give. We thank you for your support.
Con Safos,
Los Pochodores
Please donate to support POCHO and Merry Chanclas to you!
Don’t let the door hit you on the nalgas on the way out, you horrible year, you. Buh bye. Scram. Get lost. A la chingada!
Every juan here at POCHO tried her hardest in 2016. We were the online world’s premier Mexclusive supplier of
- Get out the vote toons
- border wall toons
- tiny hands memes
- F___ the Nazis music videos
- Trump = KKK toons
- Latinos 4 Trump memes and
- Taco Trucks on Every Corner music videos
What what did we get? Pinche President-elect Trump.
And now the struggle moves to a new stage.
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Here’s the thing. POCHO costs money to run. The ads you see don’t generate the cash we need to expand our coverage, beef up our hosting or pay our writers, artists and videographers. We need cash donations from loyal readers like you.
Can you kick in $10, $20 or $50 to help out? Please click on the DONATE button and give what you can.
With your help, maybe – just maybe – POCHO can make a difference in 2017.
Gracias,
Los Pochodores
We have a hard fight ahead, and POCHO needs your help
POCHO has been fighting Donald Trump since 2012 and we don’t intend to stop now.
We have a long hard fight ahead of us, and you can help with a cash donation.
It’s CyberCholo Monday: Buy my 2017 Cartoon Calendar, please!
Today is CyberCholo Monday at the Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Studio Empire, and that means I am doing my annual plug for my hilarious and historical date-packed cartoon calendar.
This is possibly the 20th Cartoon Calendar I have made, but I have so much fun making it that I’ve lost track of how many there have been.
Mas…It’s CyberCholo Monday: Buy my 2017 Cartoon Calendar, please!