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Pocho Ocho Top Ways We’re Fighting the Corona Virus

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TO: ALL POCHO ESTAFF MEMBERS
FROM: JOSÉ CANUSÍ, JEFE-DE-HR
DATE: MARCH 11, 2020
RE: CORONA VIRUS PRECAUTIONS

Your lives are somewhat important to us. That's why we've instituted eight new prophylactic measures to reduce estaff exposure to some possibly dangerous germs and shit.

Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways We're Fighting the Corona Virus:

8. The 11AM editorial meeting, usually held at BarrioBucks, has been moved to the Wuhan Wok restaurant next door because they value our business, whereas BB won't let us forget that chanclazo in December.

7. Please see me for your choice of luchador masks and/or dog cones to help you not touch your face.

6. Hand sanitizing stations have been installed around the office that dispense Vicks® VapoRub™.

Mas…Pocho Ocho Top Ways We’re Fighting the Corona Virus

POCHO’s Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!

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Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire?
MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS!

We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?

POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” Longtime readers may have notice we dripped Google’s syndicated ads.

That’s deliberate.  We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?

We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?

Example:

POCHO typically publishes four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime.

UNDER TEN CENTS!

Such a deal!

Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing.  It doesn’t have to be $50 – ten bucks, twenty, whatever, it’s all good. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.

Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.

Los Pochodores 

Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it

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pochoonlineRunning POCHO is a real job. It takes hours of work, dedication and writers, editors, artists and videographers.

And it takes time and money.

We’ve got the time. We need you for the money.

  • We’d like more Internet bandwidth which means we need more money for our hosting company.
  • We’d like to rebuild this website, which means we need to hire a web development company.
  • And we’d like to pay the volunteer editors, cartoonists, reporters, and photographers who contribute because they believe in the mission.

Mas…Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it

Please put some cash for POCHO underneath this year’s Chancla Tree!

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Can you donate $5 or $10 so we can make more ñews y satire?
MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS!

As fams around the world place presents for loved ones under the Chancla Tree, please consider making a small holiday donation to POCHO so we can continue breaking the ñews!

POCHO needs money to upgrade our webservers, money to fix our broken computers and, more than anything, money to pay our editors and writers and videographers and cartoonists who have contributed a year’s worth of amazingly chingon content for free.

Every $10, $20 or $50 helps. Click on the donate button now.

Thank you, pochos!

ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!

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It’s time once again to order your LALO ALCARAZ CARTOON CALENDAR.

Because of the horrible path the US has continued on this past year, I will make this promise: I will do my best to try to keep you sane and somewhat amused in 2018 through cartoons and other online chingaderas, but one way I can do it every day is if you buy my 2018 Cartoon Calendar.

Mas…ESPONSORED: Order your 2018 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar Now!

#TBT 2012: Meet our newest sponsor – RentALatino!

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Rent a Latino!In our ongoing search for advertisers to match our diverse audience, it looks like we have found a winner – a company with deep pockets and its heart in the right place.

POCHO is glad to welcome RentALatino to the echelons of our Premium Sponsors.

To learn how you might qualify for RentALatino‘s latest discounts and see the full message from our sponsor, read on!

Mas…#TBT 2012: Meet our newest sponsor – RentALatino!

Please donate to support POCHO and Merry Chanclas to you!

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chanclastreeDear 2016:

Don’t let the door hit you on the nalgas on the way out, you horrible year, you. Buh bye. Scram. Get lost. A la chingada!

Every juan here at POCHO tried her hardest in 2016. We were the online world’s premier Mexclusive supplier of

What what did we get? Pinche President-elect Trump.

And now the struggle moves to a new stage.

Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire?
¡GRACIAS!

Here’s the thing. POCHO costs money to run. The ads you see don’t generate the cash we need to expand our coverage, beef up our hosting or pay our writers, artists and videographers. We need cash donations from loyal readers like you.

Can you kick in $10, $20 or $50 to help out? Please click on the DONATE button and give what you can.

With your help, maybe – just maybe – POCHO can make a difference in 2017.

Gracias,

Los Pochodores

 

Letter to Los Editors: Encourage your readers to VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

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mrpochoimissionHi Lalo and Amazing Staff!!

Thanks for the awesome funnies..unfortuneatly..some of the subject matter is sooo sad..it just breaks my heart (like that video “who’s gonna build that wall”)..i live in Az. the most racist state of the union..i was born in ELA..lived in Calif. for 63 years..came here 12 years ago..helped with the 2006 “La Marcha” in Phoenix..fighting 1070 etc..I been political since I personally saw JFK at ELA Jr.College in 1960..with Frank Sinatra!!..(I got bit by the political Bug right then and there) For your info..i just need to tell you how i got to see them!!!

Mas…Letter to Los Editors: Encourage your readers to VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

Want more Ñews y Satire? Sure! Send POCHO some money! Please.

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Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire?
MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS!

We like making POCHO’s Ñews y Satire for you every day, but it takes money. Can you please help?

We like to afflict the comfortable, comfort the afflicted, and mock the pendejos. Please, can you help?

POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” We get a trickle of revenue from Google Adsense (it barely pays my iPhone bill) and that’s all. No one owns us, no one tells us what we can or cannot do. But independence ain’t free. We’re hoping to raise some extra cash from you, our loyal readers. Can you help?

We would like to upgrade our hardware/server arrangements, redesign the website, and maybe someday pay our hard-working editors, talented writers, visionary photographers, and kick-ass cartoonists. Oh yes, and our pinches lawyers tambien. Can you help?

Your small donation will keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. Click on the DONATE button to give. We thank you for your support.

 

Con Safos,

Dennis Wilen,
AKA Comic Saenz
For Los Pochodores

We won’t take Trump’s hate money, so we need your $$ love

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[one_half]Last night we noticed that the Donald Trump campaign started placing ads on POCHO, like the one you see in this screen capture.

We get money from ads like this when you click on them, but no amount of money is worth having this pendejo’s lies and hate on our website.

We have instructed the robots at Google’s Adsense to stop placing Trump ads on our site — just like we did with previous Sheriff Joe Arpaio ads and Governor Jan “Bruja” Brewer ads. [Note: It may take a day or two for this crap to disappear from the system.]
Blocking ads from these haters costs us money.

Can you help us make up the difference with a small donation? Click on DONATE!

Every $10, or $20, or $50 will help us make more Ñews y Satire.

MR. POCHO says thanks!

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Win free tickets to Thursday’s rockin’ DTLA Cincléctico show

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cinclecticWhen Cinco de Mayo gets eclectic it’s CINCLÉCTICO!

Two of our fave “eclectic” local bandas are on Thursday’s CINCLÉCTICO bill at the Regent Theater downtown — rocksteady/ska superstars The Delirians and retro-soundtrack rockers Cutty Flam — and a good time is guaranteed for all.

What’s more, we’re giving out two sets of freebie tix to randomly selected entrants who can CORRECTLY answer this question before midnight Wednesday PDT:

Mas…Win free tickets to Thursday’s rockin’ DTLA Cincléctico show

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