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Latino GOP Texas state rep compares Bernie Sanders with Nazis

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villalbapendejoTexas Republican State Representative Jason Villalba, who represents a rich area of Dallas, continues to defend his Tweet implying Senator Bernie Sanders is acting like a Nazi.

Not that Sanders, who is Jewish, IS a Nazi, just sayin’, OK?

Villalba’s remarks are very similar to common misrepresentations of Latino Republican as vendido coconut pendejo babosos.

Not that Villalba IS a vendido coconut pendejo baboso. Just sayin’, OK?

Mas…Latino GOP Texas state rep compares Bernie Sanders with Nazis

Amazeballs! Golf ball-sized hail pounds border town Juarez (video)

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“First time I see something like this in my town,” LiveLeak member MoparFreak writes.

“Broke a lot of windshields and caused damage to houses and businesses; only happened in a part of the city. It’s not a regular event. A lot of people panicked about this. First upload. I recorded this myself at work. Had mi car inside the shop I was lucky. For those who don’t know Juarez is on the Mexico border with El Paso, TX.”

Area taquerias are on lockdown as Trump fever heats up

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guisadostrumpsticker(PNS reporting from EAST LOS ANGELES) Neighborhood taquerias are on lockdown today with customers urged to “shelter in place” as Donald Trump’s immigrant-hating white wing campaign for the GOP presidential nomination heats up.

Patrons at the highly-rated Guisados on East Cesar E. Chavez Avenue (photo) said they felt particularly vulnerable as Trump supporters began threatening taco-loving families with scary bumper stickers (photo, right).

Mas…Area taquerias are on lockdown as Trump fever heats up

Five ways to get your tio to stop wearing that stupid pinche ‘fedora’

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tacohatYou roll up to your tio’s carne asada ready to down some truly inhuman amount of your tia’s arroz rojo when suddenly, you realize that your uncle has traded in his authentic sombrero for a weird plaid fedora.

What will you do? WHAT WILL YOU DO?

First of all, don’t be scared. Just choose one or more options from the list below:

  • el brinca brincaToss the fedora into the bouncy house and watch 17 of your little cousins gleefully smash it to death. No one can stop el brinca brinca. No one.


    • Mas…Five ways to get your tio to stop wearing that stupid pinche ‘fedora’

    ¡Orale! It’s International Coffee Day: Cartoons, un video, y ñews

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    laloselfie
    ¡Feliz International Coffee Day! POCHO runs on coffee (and tacos, of course), and here’s our proof, starting with these self-portraits by POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alacraz.

    Here’s how to identify Lalo (or any other nationally-syndicated Latino cartoonists) if you happen to seem him [Note: two kinds of coffee]:

    Mas…¡Orale! It’s International Coffee Day: Cartoons, un video, y ñews

    Eat goat tacos to help the Chicago Cubs post season (video)

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    goattacosIn Chicago, baseball fans love their loser Cubs.  Some say the Cubs’ bad luck is the result of the 1945 Curse of the Billy Goat that has thwarted the home team’s dreams. Now a local bar is urging patrons to fill up on goat tacos before going to Wrigley Field to defeat the evil curse. Is this witchcraft or wishful thinking?

    WGN’s Amy Rutledge reports:

    Mas…Eat goat tacos to help the Chicago Cubs post season (video)

    Dear President Donald Trump: Confessions of an Anchor Baby

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    cucaanchorbabyhistoryJanuary 20, 2017

    Dear President Donald Trump:

    Now that you’ve become our new emperor, I mean, the 45th President of the United States, I have a confession: I’m an “anchor baby.” Given that you represent the best white hope to “Make America Great Again!” I’m confessing in exchange to be pardoned for my birthright citizenship crime.

    Honestly, I didn’t know that being born to Mexican immigrants on work visas violated the law or that pesky little thing called the 14th Amendment of the Constitution. If I would’ve known of your novel interpretation of our Constitution, I mean your Constitution, I would’ve pleaded in my mother’s womb to be aborted.

    Oh, I forgot, Republicans don’t believe in abortions. Does the GOP make exceptions for brown fetuses?

    Mas…Dear President Donald Trump: Confessions of an Anchor Baby

    Brand-new American citizen has a message for Donald Trump (photos)

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    houstonjudgeConcepcion M., a Texas entrepreneur, became an American citizen Wednesday at a Houston naturalization ceremony, when Federal District Judge Lynn Hughes led 2500 immigrants from around the world in the Naturalization Oath of Allegiance to the United States of America.

    The mother of 9-year-old citizen Carlos Arturo M., Concepcion M. has already made up her mind about the upcoming Presidential election. 🙂

    Mas…Brand-new American citizen has a message for Donald Trump (photos)

    Latina Heritage Month Patriot Alert: Obama’s Iran Deal Disrespects You

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    feypalinYou don’t lift sanctions.

    You crack down on their assets.

    You cut off their oil and drill, baby, drill for our own.

    We don’t retreat. We reload against any foe daring to test us.

    And that is what Iran just did.

    So, Congress, you got to kill the deal. The president is playing you. He so disrespects you, Congress, and our Constitution, that he won’t even bring you the treaty.

    Mas…Latina Heritage Month Patriot Alert: Obama’s Iran Deal Disrespects You

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