El Now
It’s News to Us!
“When you’re rich, they let you do anything!” (music video)
“When you’re rich, they let you do anything!” said The Man in the Big Leather Chair. Music video by Gary Burr.
Taxi driver videos a UFO/OVNI over Villa Mercedes, San Luis, AR
Dude was out driving his taxi last week in Villa Mercedes, in the province of San Luis, Argentina, when he started having electrical problems with his car. First the radio went crazy. Then the car died. Then he saw this thing in the sky. But what was it? Doh! It was an UNIDENTIFIED flying object — an objeto volador NO IDENTIFICADO.
More at INEXPLICATA, the Journal of Hispanic UFOlogy. FWIW, Inexplicata locates the incident in San Luis, MX, but we think that’s wrong.
Looking to get lucky on ZOOSK? Fill your dating profile with guacamole!
Looking for love with the dating app ZOOSK? That’s why God created aguacates y guacamole! Members with guacamole in their dating profiles got 142% more inbound messages than other would-be lovers.
“…We analyzed 3,733,185 dating profiles and 364,609,566 first messages to find out how mentioning different foods and food-related phrases changes online daters’ romantic interactions. In addition, we also surveyed over 7,000 singles to get some insight into how food and dating intersect.
Mas…Looking to get lucky on ZOOSK? Fill your dating profile with guacamole!
White House photo opportunity: Two racists meet actual heroes (toon)
[See more Payton Heogh toons at WeaklyPolitical.com]
The GOP’s “tax reform” plan is Robbin’ the Hood (toon)
[See more Payton Heogh toons at WeaklyPolitical.com]
Claire from HR: ‘Sexual harassment in the workplace’ (SNL video)
Claire from the Human Resources department (Cecily Strong) wants to make sure that SNL Weekend Update anchor Colin Jost knows what exactly constitutes sexual harassment in the workplace.