Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why:
8. He’s a back bacon man
7. Inspired by Canuckians’ calling their dollar coins “loonies”
6. No Obamacare
5. Fewer Mexicans
4. Bad case of Bieber Fever
3. Two words: Elizabeth Regina
2. Given a choice, he’d much rather be called a “hoser” than a “pendejo”
And the numero uno reason Ted Cruz has maintained his Canadian citizenship is…
Parties at Rob Ford’s house.
Ted Cruz photo by DonkeyHotey.
PREVIOUSLY ON CANADIA: