Pocho Ocho reasons Sen. Ted Cruz is still a Canadian citizen

tedcruzdonkeyhoteyDespite promises, 2013 Pendejo of the Year Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has not relinquished his Canadian citizenship.

Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why:

8. He’s a back bacon man

7. Inspired by Canuckians’ calling their dollar coins “loonies”

6. No Obamacare

5. Fewer Mexicans

4. Bad case of Bieber Fever

3. Two words: Elizabeth Regina

2. Given a choice, he’d much rather be called a “hoser” than a “pendejo”

And the numero uno reason Ted Cruz has maintained his Canadian citizenship is…

Parties at Rob Ford’s house.

Ted Cruz photo by DonkeyHotey.