Pocho Ocho First World Back-to-School Problems

backtoschool We don’t know what the schedule is in your barrio, but here in Pocho Estates, A Gated Community, the kids are starting a new school year.

We know it’s not easy,  the way things are in the world today. The Libtard’s “climate change” hoax, the Federal Reserve’s phony money and Obummer’s Gay Socialist Nazi Muslim New World Order all conspire to make things difficult, especially for you, Mr. or Ms. Returning to School First World Entitled Student.

So the world better understands your plight, we’ve compiled your Pocho Ocho back-to-school gripes:

8. I didn’t get the new iPhone

7. My bulletproof backpack is so heavy

6. My parents say no tattoo until senior year

Mas…Pocho Ocho First World Back-to-School Problems