Pocho Ocho Top Ways You Can Tell El Chapo Has ‘Gone Hollywood’

by Al Madrigal on January 11, 2016 in Cultura, El Now, Pocho Ocho

pennelchapoEl Chapo’s secret meetup with Sean Penn was just the tip of the iceberg, Goldberg, whatever.

The notorious drug lord is a whole new vato now — and here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways You Can Tell El Chapo Has “Gone Hollywood”:

8. He’s dating Kate Hudson

7. He’s on an all-cactus juice cleanse to drop weight for the upcoming pilot season

6. He just reached 200k followers on Instagram

5. He joined Taylor Swift’s squad

4. He’s got a dozen pairs of Kanye West’s new strapless “Black” adidas Yeezy Boost 750 sneakers

3. He hopes TMZ doesn’t know about that Playboy Mansion sex tape

2. He put a rival cartel boss’ hands in cement at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre

And the numero uno way you can tell that El Chapo has “gone Hollywood” is …

He’s a producer on Bordertown.

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