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Exclusive: Obama preps ‘zingers’ for debate with Romney (photo)

by FREDD FOXX October 16, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Pres. Barack Obama, stung by criticism of his lackluster performance in the first debate, is hard at work prepping for tonight’s encounter with Gov. Mitt Romney. Sources tell PNS that First Lady Michelle Obama is helping out with flashcards of “zingers” and furnished this exclusive photo. POCHO ÑEWS SERVICE PNS […]

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Ñewsweek: Romney rocked, America crocked, FDR shocked

by Comic Saenz October 7, 2012 El Now
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It’s Mitt Romney’s world, and we just live in it. This ñewsweek the GOP presidential wannabe filled up POCHO’s infotainment bandwidth with debate shenanigans, Big Bird bashing, Latino-loving at Chipotle and a new commercial shot on Los Angeles’ Olvera Street. Reaction from around the country included emergency rooms overflowing with debate drinking game alcohol poisoning […]

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Forget Big Bird! Meet Señor Loro, the Latino parrot candidate (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES, PhD October 6, 2012 Cultura
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From Los Titeres (the puppets): Don’t waste your vote on the phony mainstream yellow bird candidate until you consider wasting your vote on the Puppet Party’s Latino red parrot candidate — Señor Loro for Presidente! (Borderline NSFW language and a disturbing bird bigote.) Video by Felix Pire. LosTiteresTV is on Facebook and on the Internets. […]

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Don’t wait for immigration reform: PORT-A-BORDER is here! (video)

by NYMPHO MERCIAL October 5, 2012 Cultura
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“Comprehensive immigration reform” is like the weather — everyone talks about it but no one does anything about it. That’s why real Americans are going wild over PORT-A-BORDER, the personal hi-tech illegal immigration solution that keeps those darn Mexicans out of your personal space. (Possibly NSFW language.)

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Back from the dead and live on YouTube, FDR on the debate (video)

by EDUARDO BURRO October 4, 2012 El Now
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 32nd Presidente of Los United Estates, is back from the dead and live on YouTube with a video that explains the first Presidential Debate in just one minute.

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Mitt Romney: Muppets are moochers from the 47% (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 4, 2012 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho moderators we’d like to see at the next debate

by Santino J. Rivera October 4, 2012 El Now
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With complaints about debate moderator Jim Lehrer’s stupid questions and complete lack of huevos filling the mediascape, we came up with a list of the Pocho Ocho moderators we’d like to see at the next debate: 8. Machete 7. The Wu-Tang Clan 6. Paul Mooney 5. Andrew Dice Clay

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Thousands hospitalized for alcohol poisoning in debate drinking games

by Victor Payan October 4, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Thousands of Americans were rushed to hospitals across the country last night as the result of a “presidential debate drinking games” gone horribly wrong, according to news reports. The games, promoted by the @DebateBlitz Twitter account, asked people to drink a shot of alcohol any time a percentage was mentioned, […]

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WTF? You want to de-fund PBS? (toon)

by Comic Saenz October 3, 2012 Cartoons
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@MexicanMitt Romney: I’m prepped y ready for Debate Number Juan

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY October 3, 2012 El Now
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I AM TANNED, RESTED AND READY. AND MORE TANNED. AJUA! I have been preparing all night for my debate against BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA. Tonight there will be A LOT OF JUAN ON JUAN MASTERDEBATING. I will right ALL THE LEFT-LEANING POLLS with my victory! I will completely dominate, not LIKE A BOSS, but LIKE A […]

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@MexicanMitt: Corrected subtitles for my Univision appearance

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY September 20, 2012 El Now
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Those vendidos at Univision‘s Espanish subtitling department are lying Cubanos and they hate Mexicans like me. That is the ONLY EXPLANATION I have for the way they translated my remarks for my Espanish-speaking friends. Here is what I really said: So-called transcript: But the truth is as you know my dad was born of American […]

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Al Madrigal smuggles negative political ads into Mexico (video)

by Comic Saenz July 18, 2012 El Now
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POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal puts on his Daily Show Senior Latino Correspondent hat and rubber gloves to spice up the Mexican presidential elections with smuggled negative political advertisements.

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It’s hasta la vista time! Thank you, Supreme Court! (photo)

by Victor Payan June 27, 2012 El Now
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In the O.C., America’s robust debate about Arizona’s SB1070 and the Supreme Court continues. Photographed on 6/26/2012 by Victor Payan, in a parking lot in the City of Orange — Chapman Avenue near the 55 Freeway.

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Moonbase issue casts shadow on final GOP debate

by Lalo Alcaraz January 30, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) The moon was high on the debate agenda last night as Gov. Mitt Romney and former Rep. Newt Gingrich crossed lightsabers with both candidates fighting hard to capture the crucial lunar vote. The encounter, held at Farpoint Station Laser Tag in Orlando, was the 79th GOP debate and the last […]

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Rick Perry: Mexi-Klingon threat could require Viet troops

by Santino J. Rivera January 8, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from NEW ENGLAND) As president, Rick Perry “would send troops back into Vietnam,” the Texas governor declared during Saturday’s presidential debate. Blasting Pres. Barack Obama for letting Vietnam “just sit there,” Perry (R-TX) said the area is susceptible to a light-speed invasion from Mexican Klingons and possibly people who hate Christmas. “Look, these people […]

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