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facebookstatusf(PNS reporting from RANCHO CUCAMONGA) The clock is ticking for Pope Franciss’ Facebook post, which is 50 AMEN comments short of its 10k goal and the promised resurrection and triumphant return of Jesus Christ.

The photo posted by the FB account using the Pontiff’s image has garnered thousands of “likes” and “shares” but was shy of the required AMENs as Easter loomed.

“I didn’t expect the post to take off like it did,” said Annette Benson, 54, a retired San Bernardino County clerk who runs the account from her home here. “I guess it just shows how much America is in need of a prayer right now. Jesus is what will make America great again. Let me hear you say AMEN!” [Mas…]


Jesus slays in this gore-filled zombie video from Spain.  You’ll never think of resurrection the same after witnessing Fist of Jesus!  Happy Easter!


We’re with Brian: “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten!” Happy Easter! (NSFW because they sing “shit.”)

Sing along with these handy lyrics (and guitar chords): [Mas…]


Jesus slays in this gore-filled zombie video from Spain.  You’ll never think of resurrection the same after witnessing Fist of Jesus!  Happy Easter!

It’s Cesar Chavez’s birthday, and Google threw a Doodle party

by Lalo Alcaraz April 1, 2013 El Now
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Late Saturday night, as I searched for some historical images for a new history book I’m illustrating, I saw that Google had finally honored farm labor icon Cesar Chavez with their “Google Doodle.” My first thought (and tweet) was, “Brace yourselves for anti-Mexican, anti-immigrant, anti-Cesar Chavez racist hate from internet Christians on their Holy Day.”  […]

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Google releases alternate Easter Doodle to honor Jesus (toon)

by Lucida Grandé April 1, 2013 Cartoons
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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ Easter Spirit Special 4.01.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama March 31, 2013 El Now
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This week on MiJA, I get into the Easter spirit while Google pisses a bunch of people off. Also, I don my pink rubber gloves and prove that you’re never too young for senior moments. Happy Easter! Previously on MiJA WEEKLY…

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Life of Brian: ‘Always look on the bright side of life!’ (video + lyrics)

by MOE HADDOW March 31, 2013 Cultura
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We’re with Brian: “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten!” Happy Easter from all the Pochodores! (NSFW because they sing “shit.”) Sing along with these handy lyrics (and guitar chords):

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Holy Resurrec$*@n! ‘Fist of Jesus’ slays in epic Easter zombie flick

by Verdana Bold March 30, 2013 Cultura
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Jesus slays in this gore-filled zombie video from Spain.  You’ll never think of resurrection the same after witnessing Fist of Jesus!  Happy Easter!

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Why is ‘Il Santo Papa’ making up his own rules? I am really angry

by GUADALUPE GONZALEZ March 8, 2013 Cultura
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OK, mi gente, now I am really, really angry. Since I have last written, I have thought long and hard about the present state of the Catholic Church. It has occurred to me that the “speaking points” of Ash Wednesday, apply specifically to the Catholic Church and the immediate legal and public relations problems that […]

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Leonardo Da Vinci’s ‘Last Supper’ goes to space, and a club (toons)

by HABLO PICASSO February 25, 2013 Cartoons
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Re-imagining Jesus’ Last Supper may have started with Leonardo Da Vinci, but it didn’t stop there. Here’s JC and the Apostles, pictured in the Rebel Alliance cafeteria. And then there’s this painting of Galactica Commander Bill Adama…

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Pocho Ocho things Latinos are giving up for Lent

by JOHN PAUL RINGO IV February 21, 2013 Cultura
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During Lent, according to Wikipedia, “many of the faithful commit to fasting or giving up certain types of luxuries as a form of penitence.” Here are the pocho ocho top luxuries Latinos are giving up for Lent: 8. Shanking 7. Paying the rent 6. La otra familia

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Pocho Ocho ways for a sinner like you to get into heaven

by Especial Correspondents April 19, 2012 Cultura
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Easter got us thinking about The End. Will we make it past those pearly gates into heaven? You could try to live your life by your religion’s standards, sure, but where’s the fun in that? Here are pocho ocho ways for a sinner like you to get past St. Peter: 8. Invest in a timeshare […]

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Alien: The Easter Edition (video)

by JOSE JIMENEZ April 8, 2012 Cultura
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The crew of the USS Chocstromo really should have seen this coming.

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