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pennelchapoEl Chapo’s secret meetup with Sean Penn was just the tip of the iceberg, Goldberg, whatever.

The notorious drug lord is a whole new vato now — and here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways You Can Tell El Chapo Has “Gone Hollywood”:

8. He’s dating Kate Hudson

7. He’s on an all-cactus juice cleanse to drop weight for the upcoming pilot season

6. He just reached 200k followers on Instagram [Mas…]

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elchapotunnelMexico has recaptured fugitive drug cartel jefe El Chapo Guzman –– who notoriously tunneled out of a high security prison last summer –- but the criminal mastermind isn’t done yet.

Sources tell our correspondents that Guzman’s narcotrafficante associates are already working on plans to bust the gangster out of his next cellblock; we’ve compiled this list of the Pocho Ocho Top Ways El Chapo Could Escape Again:

8. Trained bats

7. Incredible shrinking ray

6. Those gigantor worms from Tremors [Mas…]


This video was delayed by Customs for reasons, but we’re happy to bring it to you now. Celebrate Mexican Independence Day with fugitive drug lord El Chapo, his crew, and his special tricolor cupcakes!

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El Chapo joins El Donald as Mexican piñata (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés July 28, 2015 Cultura
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If beating zee caca out of a Donald Trump piñata is too last week, perhaps mademoiselle would like our newest creation, Piñata El Chapo.

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MundoFox: Get to know your narco cartel leaders (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés July 23, 2015 El Now
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What’s the difference between Medellin cartel jefe El Patron Pablo Escobar and Sinaloa cartel leader El Chapo Guzman? MundoFox has the answers.

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El Chapo Chronicles: Now you see him, now you don’t (toons)

by ULISSES SANCHEZ July 16, 2015 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho most amazing facts behind El Chapo’s daring escape

by Especial Correspondents July 15, 2015 El Now
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The daring prison escape of Mexican drug lord El Chapo Guzman Saturday has raised many questions. Why Saturday? Who dug the tunnel? How did they do it? How did they hide? Here are Pocho Ocho Most Amazing Facts Behind El Chapo’s Escape we’ve unearthed so far: 8. Shoutout to Uber de Mexico for the fast pickup! 7. […]

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They don’t want you to see this sketch of El Chapo’s tunnel (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 14, 2015 Cartoons
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¡Hasta luego, El Chapo! (toon)

by Comic Saenz February 26, 2014 Cartoons
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(Based on a stunning World War II American government propaganda poster, Americanos Todos, by Luis Helguera. Click on the image for the full-sized hi-res version.)

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When Rosalinda Guzman ran into Kim Kardashian at Lamaze (video)

by Método del Ritmo June 17, 2013 Cultura
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Just before Kim Kardashian was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in West Hollywood to deliver a daughter (with babydaddy Kanye West), she was at Lamaze classes with unwed teenage mom-to-be Rosalinda Guzman. (NSFW language.)

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