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Sightings of creatures resembling the legendary chupacabra could mean bad news for area pets, according to KGTV Channel 10 ABC News.


Thrills, chills, tetas, monsters, suspense, and more tetas are back from the dead and live on screen in Mexican Kitsch, a mashup by 3 centavos & 2 botones. How many of these cinematic classics do you recognize? [NSFW brief nip slips.]

El Chupacabra corpse found floating in Paraguay? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 28, 2015 Cultura
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Is this a video of the legendary goat-sucking El Chupacabra – or what’s left of the critter – floating dead in a river in Paraguay? The Daily Mail reports: The decomposed body of a humanoid figure has washed up in a stream in Paraguay – and terrified locals believe it to be mythical vampire-like creature […]

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OMG! Run! It’s the Gato Chancla Monster! (animated GIF)

by Bronco del Camino September 16, 2015 Cartoons
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Colombia farmer kills mysterious critter: El Chupacabra? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER May 28, 2015 El Now
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Chupacabra? Witch? What exactly did this Colombian farmer shoot and why are the dogs barking?

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We’re scared already! New Yorkers: ‘Beware the Chupacabra’ (video)

by ZORRO MULDER May 15, 2015 Cultura
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The notorious goat sucker is coming to NYC, so watch out!

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El Chupacabra: Dangerous beast or mythical monster? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER March 3, 2015 Cultura
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Why are sightings of El Chupacabra on the rise? KOB 4 Eyewitness News in Albuquerque, New Mexico found an “expert” with an “answer.”

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Watch: In the Amazon, there are monsters and there is ¡MONSTRO!

by ZORRO MULDER February 24, 2015 Cartoons
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When a British scientist and his hottie Latina girlfriend embark on an exotic jungle river quest to find a mysterious Amazon monster, what they discover is more astounding than they ever imagined — ¡Monstro!

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My Halloween costume? I’m going as La Pequeña Hillary Hulk (video)

by Gabacho Borracho October 29, 2014 Cultura
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I’ve decided on my Halloween costume for this year. I’m going as La Pequeña Hillary Hulk.

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Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)

by ROD ESTERLING May 23, 2014 Cultura
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Holy Spaghetti Monster! The cryptozoological mystery of the elusive Mexican Bigfoot has been solved at last, courtesy Mark Anders. PREVIOUSLY ON CRYPTOZOOLOGY:

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Opening WIDE across Southern California: It’s Godzilla! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz May 16, 2014 Cartoons
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Did movie monster-maker H.R. Giger make El Chupacabra?

by ROD ESTERLING May 16, 2014 Cultura
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The death this week of artist H.R. Giger — best known for the fantastic creatures he created for films like Alien and Species — has unleashed some fascinating speculation about his role in shaping other people’s realities. Did his creations inspire the descriptions of face-to-face enounters with El Chupacabra? Prior to 1995, chupacbras were typically […]

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Terror on the Moon: “2014 – A Space Odyssey” (30-second video)

by OBI JUAN December 19, 2013 Cultura
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Houston, this is Civility Base. The Beagle has landed. PREVIOUSLY IN OUTER ESPACE:

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The movie audience yelled ‘Girl, don’t open that Loteria box!’ (video)

by LOU TERRIA October 25, 2013 Cultura
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In retrospect, she should never have opened that buried box of Loteria cards she found at the beach. But it’s too late now! PREVIOUSLY ON LOTERIA:

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From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)

by Comic Saenz October 8, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.” Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise. First came the toilet […]

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Worst chupacabra camera phone video ever surfaces in San Antonio

by Moctezuma Cortés June 27, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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Really, people. You have to do better than filming mangy coyotes! The REAL chupacabra, as everyone knows, looks more like this:

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The Mars Volta: Bloody paletas to die for from ‘The Widow’ (video)

by EL VIRA October 31, 2012 Cultura
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The Mars Volta band of El Paso pocho prog rockers live to die in this video of The Widow. K espooky!

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‘El Santo vs El Chupacabra’ in Quebec: French things happen (video)

by ALEJANDRO TRIBECA June 22, 2012 Cultura
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Day-to-day life in Canadia, our northern neighbor, looks perfectly normal (i.e., like Los United Estates) until something distinctly Canadian happens. ¿And Quebec? Vive la difference! Students in the Creative Arts program at Champlain College Saint-Lambert find inspiration in cheesy Mexican horror flicks as they re-imagine El Santo Contra El Chupacabra.

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Atomic TV: Masks, Monsters & Mexican Mayhem (video)

by Lucida Grandé June 2, 2012 Cultura
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They do public access TV differently in Baltimore: Hosted by Nashville’s rockin’ combo Los Straitjackets… Masked Mexican Wrestlers!… The real international man of mystery, El Santo!… Mexican monster movies… Mondo films… People eating Parasites – and The Dead!… Spanish Superhero El Barrio vs. Tony the Landlord in the squared circle… Meet a Roman Catholic Masked […]

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Flying chupacabra kills 35 sheep in Michoacan (three videos)

by Comic Saenz March 26, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Almost three dozen sheep lie dead in a corral in Michoacan and one witness blames a creature with fangs and wings. From Britain’s Daily Mail: When farmers in Mexico found 35 of their sheep slaughtered with significant claw and tooth marks around their necks, they had one creature to blame – the legendary chupacabra. One […]

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