Venezuela’s Maduro Tweets to Obama: ‘Don’t bomb Syria’


Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro knows what to do about Syria, based on careful study of the works of Jesus of Nazareth, Susan Sontag, Brother Malcolm X, the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., John Lennon, Robert Fisk, Hugo Chavez, Howard Zinn and Simon Bolivar.

The commie commandante, still BFFs with murderous Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, publicly shared his foreign policy expertise with His Excellency Barack Obama Monday afternoon:

On behalf of the People of Simon Bolivar and Commander Hugo Chávez , I am writing to you in defense of the cause of peace and as a staunch enemy of war. This letter seeks to call you to reflection regarding the unjust , nefarious and frightening possibility of an U.S. military intervention against the people of Syria.

These lines have no other intention , President Obama , but to accompany the People’s cry for a world where peace is the everyday way of understanding each other brothers and sisters. I make my own , entirely mine, these beautiful words of Simon Bolivar : Peace will be my port , my glory , my reward , my hope, my happiness and everything that is beautiful in the world. In the same way , this is about following the path that Jesus of Nazareth shows us on that beautiful beatitude : Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.

But wait, there’s more! Maduro’s Epistle to the Yanqui continues on the official government radio website Radio Nacional de Venezuela.