Breaking: Napolitano brings harsh border enforcement to UC

napolitano600(PNS reporting from BERKELEY) Department of Homeland Security Secretary (and former Arizona Governor) Janet Napolitano has accepted an offer to head up the University of California system.

Napolitano promised to do the same for the UC system that she did for the border during her time at DHS:

“I kept out and quashed as many Mexicans as any DHS Secretary could during my tenure, and now that Latinos are overtaking whites in California, I promise to do the same at the UC system,” she said in a statement.

She is consdiering building a campus wall around the University of California at Berkeley with the aim of keeping “those people” from Oakland out of a place they clearly don’t belong. [Disclosure: POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz has an advanced Cal Berkeley degree, but he snuck up from San Diego.]

And just as Napolitano left Arizona in the responsible, capable hands of Gov. Jan Brewer when she went to work for Pres. Barack Obama, she promised to do the same when she leaves the UC, with someone, let’s say, like Antonio Villariagosa.

Eres Nerd contributed to this report.

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