Open until the Mayan Apocalypse on 12/21: The Pocho Store

Hola, it’s me, MR. POCHO, and I just opened The Pocho Store.

Place your order now for thongs, hats, shirts, sweats — all featuring my handsome head — at But be sure order before The End of the World As We Know It — Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012 on December 21. We can’t guarantee delivery if there’s no world to deliver to!