Pocho Ocho worst new ‘Latino’ perfume scents after Eau de Tamales

Chicago perfumer Zorayda Ortiz was so excited by her Dead of the Dead perfumes that she’s concocted a tamale fragrance as a followup:

It’s the scent of freshly steamed corn tamales, rich with red chile and plump with juicy pork.

The Pochodores discussed this at the weekly Eskype conference Tuesday and all agreed that there is only one thing they want to smell like pork, and it’s not their respective sweeties. But maybe there are worse ideas for perfumes! Here are the pocho ocho other scents:

8. Tres Tripas
7. Noches y Nalgas
6. Chonies del Amor
5. Lloronas de Llamas
4. Agua Migra
3. Pollo Sport Splash y Spray
2. Hombres Sudosos

And the numero uno worse perfume idea is…

Al Roker