Pocho Ocho reasons equality is here to stay

The Supremes are all about the gays and we say My my hey hey! Equality is here to stay! Here are the pocho ocho reasons why:

8. Mom, Dad: I was born this guey!

7. I want to hold your hand

6. It’s a lucrative business opportunity

5. We are Frida, you will be assimilated

4. The GOP’s Mexican Mitt Romney campaigned against it and he lost

3. The family that gays together stays together

2. Two words: Juan Gabriel

And the numero uno reason equality is here to stay is…

Because in Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Maryland it is already OK to marry your gay first cousin!