Pocho Ocho reasons Romney appeared so ‘dark’ on Univision

The Internets are buzzing with questions about about Gov. Mitt Romney’s appearance on last night’s Univision forum live from Miami. Digerati are confused about what he said AND how he looked.

POCHO’s Campaign Team 2012 was online all night handling their news sources to find the Pocho Ocho reasons the candidate looked so dark-skinned:

8. Was present at explosion at enchilada sauce factory

7. Stayed in a sauna too long with Speaker John Boehner

6. He is a huge Annoying Orange fan

5. Fell face-first into Snooki

4. Auditioning for role as Oompa Loompa #3 in Willie Wonka stage show

3. Contacted Al Jolson via Ouija Board and was advised to don shoe polish for the appearance

2. He is the world’s biggest pandering pendejo

And the numero uno reason Romney looked so dark-skinned on Univision last night is…

Bath salts.