The Gato Carpintero, the carpenter cat, is here to help, in his own kitty-like way, of course. [Video by Mar Gmz based on the song by Cri-Cri.]
Mira los lyrics:
Mas…WATCH: This pussycat has a job: ‘Gato Carpintero’ is here to help, sorta
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Social Justice Kittens 2018 Calendar contains 12 woke months! (toon)
Artist Shawn Tejaratchi’s Social Justice Kitten Calendar has a fresh kitty for every month and a slogan to keep you woke.
Here are four months’ pix:
Mas…Social Justice Kittens 2018 Calendar contains 12 woke months! (toon)
Merry Video Christmas: Virtual Flaming Yule Log with Bub the Cat
Loosen your belt, take off your shoes, and relax in front of the virtual fireplace with little Bub, the sleepy kitty, star of the mega viral hour-long 2013 video. Over three million viewers can’t be wrong!
Yes, this woman threw a quinceañera for her cat (photos)
San Francisco-based photographer Kira Stackhouse’s cat Ponette recently turned 15, and Ponette was all like I CAN HAZ QUINCE? so Kira threw Ponette a party.
Mas…Yes, this woman threw a quinceañera for her cat (photos)
D.A.R.E.’s Daren the Lion mascot quits, moves to Colorado
(PNS reporting from MILWAUKEE) Local cat made good Daren the Lion, long-time spokescritter for the D.A.R.E. anti-drug education program, has resigned and moved to Colorado, PNS learned Monday.
“He’s fallen off the catnip wagon,” one area family member told PNS. “He’s all about the ‘flowers’ now.”
Mas…D.A.R.E.’s Daren the Lion mascot quits, moves to Colorado
Hey! You’re lookin’ for tacos in all the wrong places (photos)
As POCHO amigo Gustavo Arellano pointed out in his book Taco USA, America loves tacos.
How much does America love tacos, you ask? Taco imagery is everywhere — jewelry (necklace, above), toys, drinks, desserts, babies, kitties, doggies, purses, rear-view mirrors. And how could we make a listicle without the pink taco? [The pink taco final photograph may be NSFW depending on your work. We don’t think it is, but you never know, tu sabes?]
Mas…Hey! You’re lookin’ for tacos in all the wrong places (photos)
Purritos: Photos of kitties wrapped up like burritos
We don’t know what to say, really. People on the Internets wrap their kittens up in towels, paper, socks, cloth, whatever, photograph them, and then upload them to satisfy some kind of twisted craving for “purritos.”
Stop torturing that kitty! ‘Nuestro gato Tyler comiendo elotes’ (video)
Tyler the kitty sure likes corn on the cob — or is he/she being forced to perform for the video amusement of his cruel owners?
PREVIOUSLY ON CAT SCRATCH THEATRE:
Mas…Stop torturing that kitty! ‘Nuestro gato Tyler comiendo elotes’ (video)
Attention Mexican voters: Morris el candigato is a freakin’ cat! (video)
Morris the cat is a write-in candidate for mayor in Xalapa, Veracruz, MX. He’s a candigato, get it?
MEXICO CITY — Fed up with politicians they call “rats,” a group of friends in the eastern Mexican city of Xalapa have put forward their ideal candidate for mayor: a cat named Morris.
Xalapa resident Sergio Chamorro, who adopted the cat in August, said the plan began as a joke between friends borne out of their frustration with the Veracruz state government over freedom of speech.
“Fed up of voting for rats? Vote for a cat,” reads one campaign poster featuring the black and white cat, using the Spanish “ratas” for rats and “gato” for Morris.
Mas…Attention Mexican voters: Morris el candigato is a freakin’ cat! (video)
Lord Buckley’s ‘Scrooge, a hip Christmas carol’ from 1959 (video)
It’s 1959 and hepcat supreme Lord Buckley is on fire: “Yes, me, I’m Scrooge and I got all Marley’s barley, and I’m the baddest cat in all dis world. I been studyin’ all my life how to Scrooge people, and I guarantee I done some fine work in dat direction. Cratchit!”
“Yes, sir.”
“You busy?”
“I shorely is, sir.”
“See dat you keep busy. Don’t want no danglin’ wanglin’ around here. Keep everybody tight. And tell dem two cats come in here want to get some money I ain’t givin’ no money away. Dey messin’ wit Scrooge. I’m takin’ it in. I ain’t puttin’ it out. Issat clear?”
Watch: This may be the Internets’ only ninja cat video en Español
In the world of videos on the Internets, we all see cat videos (or kitteh videos as they are known in some circles.)
Sometimes you see cat ninja videos, but not too often. (It’s very hard to get a cat to pay attention all the way through ninja training.)
And maybe, once in a lifetime, you find a kitteh ninja video en Español. Behold: El Gato Ninja. You’re welcome.
On the Internet, cats + Aztlan = Caztlan of course (illustrations)
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On the Internet, where kittehs are king, how can an activist vato get the same attention as a cute little gato? With an activist cat, of course. See the full-sized images by San Francisco artist Rio Yanez right here:
Mas…On the Internet, cats + Aztlan = Caztlan of course (illustrations)