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Attack of the Three-Headed GOP Kaiju Monster from Hell (toon)
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‘Chupacabra’ sightings in San Diego prompt pet warnings (video)
Sightings of creatures resembling the legendary chupacabra could mean bad news for area pets, according to KGTV Channel 10 ABC News.
The horror! Movie mashup remixes ‘Mexican Kitsch’ (NSFW video)
Thrills, chills, tetas, monsters, suspense, and more tetas are back from the dead and live on screen in Mexican Kitsch, a mashup by 3 centavos & 2 botones. How many of these cinematic classics do you recognize? [NSFW brief nip slips.]
El Chupacabra corpse found floating in Paraguay? (video)
Is this a video of the legendary goat-sucking El Chupacabra – or what’s left of the critter – floating dead in a river in Paraguay?
The decomposed body of a humanoid figure has washed up in a stream in Paraguay – and terrified locals believe it to be mythical vampire-like creature Chupacabra.
Mas…El Chupacabra corpse found floating in Paraguay? (video)
Colombia farmer kills mysterious critter: El Chupacabra? (video)
Chupacabra? Witch? What exactly did this Colombian farmer shoot and why are the dogs barking?
Mas…Colombia farmer kills mysterious critter: El Chupacabra? (video)
We’re scared already! New Yorkers: ‘Beware the Chupacabra’ (video)
The notorious goat sucker is coming to NYC, so watch out!
El Chupacabra: Dangerous beast or mythical monster? (video)
Why are sightings of El Chupacabra on the rise? KOB 4 Eyewitness News in Albuquerque, New Mexico found an “expert” with an “answer.”
Watch: In the Amazon, there are monsters and there is ¡MONSTRO!
When a British scientist and his hottie Latina girlfriend embark on an exotic jungle river quest to find a mysterious Amazon monster, what they discover is more astounding than they ever imagined — ¡Monstro!
My Halloween costume? I’m going as La Pequeña Hillary Hulk (video)
I’ve decided on my Halloween costume for this year. I’m going as La Pequeña Hillary Hulk.
Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)
Holy Spaghetti Monster! The cryptozoological mystery of the elusive Mexican Bigfoot has been solved at last, courtesy Mark Anders.
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Mas…Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)
Did movie monster-maker H.R. Giger make El Chupacabra?
The death this week of artist H.R. Giger — best known for the fantastic creatures he created for films like Alien and Species — has unleashed some fascinating speculation about his role in shaping other people’s realities.
Did his creations inspire the descriptions of face-to-face enounters with El Chupacabra?
Prior to 1995, chupacbras were typically described as dog-like creatures, according to one expert. The CryptoZoooNews reports:
Terror on the Moon: “2014 – A Space Odyssey” (30-second video)
Houston, this is Civility Base. The Beagle has landed.
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The movie audience yelled ‘Girl, don’t open that Loteria box!’ (video)
In retrospect, she should never have opened that buried box of Loteria cards she found at the beach. But it’s too late now!
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Mas…The movie audience yelled ‘Girl, don’t open that Loteria box!’ (video)
From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)
Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.”
Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise.
First came the toilet paper shortage which Maduro blamed on imperialist sabotage, although he later tried to paint it as an example of his economic successes, claiming Venezuelan shit production had reached record levels, thereby outstripping the papel hygenico supply.
Mas…From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)