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meanwhileinamericaThis started out as just text on Facebook, and then he made it into a cartoon.

Via Andy McClure on IMGUR.

meanwhileinamericaThis was just text on Facebook….

Via Andy McClure on IMGUR.


A concerned viewer from Georgia called CSPAN to expose the Environmental Protection Agency’s secret anti-Christian pro-abortion gay Latino agenda, planned in conjunction with the Sierra Club. The international conspiracy seeks to reduce human population. It happened in Rio, as it turns out.

univisiondebate(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Texas State Senator Dan Patrick, a Republican Lieutenant Governor wannabe, was named Pendejo of the Month Wednesday by the American Pochismo Institute (API.) The award followed his Univision debate Tuesday with San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro (photo.)

API’s designation, which is usually not revealed until the end of the month, was awarded Wednesday to Patrick for actions “Above And Beyond the Call of Douchery” after Patrick sent this Tweet Tuesday evening about how much he loves “Hispanics:” [Mas…]


Nice Jewish girl Sarah Silverman (her sister is a rabbi in Israel) gets to spend some quality time with fellow Jew Jesus F*cking Christ; it turns out Jesus has a mission for Sarah. [NSFW adult language.]

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wenddavissneakers(PNS reporting from AUSTIN) Local “birthers” have temporarily put aside their doubts about Pres. Barack Obama’s citizenship to a focus on a question closer to home:

Is Texas State Senator Wendy Davis – a Democratic candidate for governor – a secret Latina?

They assert that Davis is the Anglo version of Juana; that Davis was born into a Mexican family in Oklahoma, and after successfully using her heritage and gender to get into Harvard Law School, she descended on the Lone Star State to reclaim Texas for Aztlán.

Davis gained national attention in June with a filibuster against a Republican bill to severely restrict abortions (while wearing sneakers.) She officially announced her candidacy on October 3.

“There’s no way a real Texan, would be on the side of Latinos in this state — haven’t you been paying attention?” asked Mary Jones, founder of the North Texas Tea Party Patriots, who is also an Obama birther.

“The truth is that we don’t know the truth. She could be a secret Aztlanist who’s been ‘passing’ all this time, we just don’t know, all we’re doing is asking the question.” [Mas…]

Pocho Ocho new ignorant GOP proposals for Texas (photos, video)

by Especial Correspondents July 2, 2013 El Now
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The anti-abortion SB5 bill was delayed but not defeated after Sen. Wendy Davis’s spectacular filibuster with pink sneakers, but the battle for common sense in Texas (photo, above) continues. We already told you about the attempt to outlaw “looking too Mexican,” but that’s not the only trick the Republicans have up their (cotton-poly-blend) sleeves. From […]

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Elise Roedenbeck Filibusters: ‘How To Do the Wendy’ (video)

by Comic Saenz June 28, 2013 El Now
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It’s not easy standing up for women’s rights in Texas, but the heroic filibuster by State Sen. Wendy Davis kept the GOP’s anti-abortion SB5 from passing Tuesday night. Our MiJA, Elise Roedenbeck, learned how to Do the Wendy for the camera. [Disclosure: The settlement agreement approved by the judge means we must stay at least […]

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Flash: Three authors get Castaneda Research Bullshit Award

by Comic Saenz June 12, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff, authors of the mathematically-challenged Growth in a Time of Debt pro-“austerity” study, and Jason Richwine, the Heritage Foundation researcher who claimed Hispanics have lower IQs, are the recipients of the 2013 Carlos Castaneda Award for Academic Bullshit, it was announced today. The prize is named for […]

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Arizona ‘pro-life’ bill promises a gun for every unborn child

by MATHEW February 12, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from TUCSON) Arizona Republicans today proposed new legislation aimed at reducing the number of abortions performed in the state. Although Arizona already has some of the country’s most extreme restrictions on abortion, State Rep. Kimberly Yee (R-Maricopa), sponsor of House Bill HB1069, says the Hate State still doesn’t fully protect “unborn children.” “As […]

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Happy Halloween, Little Girls! Signed, GOP Great Pumpkin (photo)

by POCHO PUMPKIN PEEPS October 31, 2012 Cultura
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Make sure you wear white when you go out at night! Love, Your Grand Old Party.

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New from your Republican Party: Theology-based gynecology (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA October 29, 2012 Cartoons
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SNL’s Amy Poehler champions the rights of domestic workers (video)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 24, 2012 El Now
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Funny former Saturday Night Live comedian Amy Poehler is down for Domestic Workers, and comes clean on something not many in the U.S. will admit: She could not be the busy actress and mom that she is without her hard-working domestic help. Poehler’s Public Service Announcement (PSA) is a call to action to petition to […]

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The Grand Old Party: ‘We’re the Party of Self-Reliance!’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 22, 2012 Cartoons
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GOP’s Akin to release childrens’ book on babies

by Lalo Alcaraz August 21, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from MISSOURI) Rep. (and Senatorial hopeful) Todd Akin (R-MO) intends to write and publish a children’s book that explains to kids how babies are made, according to his staff. The colorful How Non-Forcible Rape Babies Are Made explains Akin’s understanding of how the human reproductive system works in clear, simple language and bright illustrations […]

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