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I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

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La Cucarcaha: A better idea for the GOP Congress (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 14, 2016 Cartoons
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Mexican Mitt Romney: DON TROMP ES CON MAN

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY March 4, 2016 El Now

HOLA MIS PINCHES! I had to speak up, because of this human hot cheeto el DONALD TROMP. The REPUBLICAN PARTY is turning into one of those fiestas that go on past 3 am and ALL YOUR DRONK TIOS FIGHT and the CHOTA comes to arrest everybody. Pero at this fiesta, no one is arresting the […]

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Coming Soon to a Congress Near You: Weekend at Scalia’s (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 16, 2016 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho top lessons of the Iowa GOP caucuses (NSFW video)

by Especial Correspondents February 2, 2016 El Now
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What can we learn from the Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) victory Monday in the Iowa GOP caucuses? It’s time to support CANADIANS FOR PRESIDENT! [NSFW video, one F-bomb.] And what else? How about the Pocho Ocho Top Lessons We Learned from the Iowa GOP Caucuses: 8. He who smelt it, dealt it. 7. If ifs […]

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La Cucaracha: Romney won’t run on ‘poverty’ ticket (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 10, 2015 Cartoons
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Bill Clinton’s Pocho Ocho best lines in his speech to the DNC

by REINCE IPSA LOCO September 6, 2012 El Now
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Former President Bill Clinton’s speech Wednesday to the Democratic Convention was long (48 minutes), complex and filled with facts and arithmetic — maybe too long and filled, although girth is as important as length according to the email we get here. As a public service, therefore, and sanitized for your protection, we present the Pocho […]

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Mexican Mitt Romney: ¡I AM THE LAST JUAN STANDING!

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY May 30, 2012 El Now
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AJUA! You didn’t think I could do it. You doubted me. You said, “Oh no, Mexican Mitt, you cannot be the Republican nominee! They hate you so! They would never EVER let such a VIRILE, MACHO HOMBRE become the REPUBLICAN NOMINEE!” By virile and macho hombre, you must mean that a Mormon could never win […]

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Romney’s new Spanish TV ad now available with English subtitles

by Pocho Ñews Service May 21, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from GUACHINGON) As the Mitt Romney works to grow support before the GOP convention, his campaign has reached out to Spanish-espeaking voters with a new ad, Dia Uno. POCHO translated the commercial for voters who don’t habla Español. Pocho Ñews Service PNS is a wholly-fictitious subsidiary of Pochismo Inc., a California corporation, who […]

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Romney campaign tries to shake off Etch A Sketch remark

by Lalo Alcaraz March 23, 2012 Cartoons
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The Romney campaign is one built on strong policy principles, unless, of course, they need to change them to pander to primary voters. “Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes,” Romney campaign advisor Eric Fehrnstrom said Wednesday on CNN. “It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can […]

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Rick Santorum’s Pocho Ocho political proposals

by Comic Saenz March 15, 2012 El Now
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Although many are shocked by presidential pretender Rick Santorum’s proposal to consider statehood for Puerto Rico if it drops Spanish and espeaks English, it turns out this idea is only the newest of his Brainfarts Brainstorms for America. Here are the Pocho Ocho: 8. Mexico’s Los Tigres del Norte will be offered citizenship if they lose […]

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Pocho Ocho best campaign songs for Mexican Mitt Romney

by Victor Payan March 8, 2012 El Now
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Since Mexican Mitt’s nomination is inevitable after his domination on Super Taco Tuesday, we graciously offer our list of the Pocho Ocho campaign songs that would rock his 2012 campaign – Mittchoacan style. 8. Lowrider 7. Stayin’ Alive 6. Volver Volver

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