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Is it true what they say about Texas Senator Ted Cruz? This screen capture looks legit.

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Donald Trump: I don’t incite or condone violence *wink wink* (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK March 14, 2016 Cartoons

[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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Watch: Up close and personal with Senator Ted Cruz (R-Pendejo)

by Andalé Mono March 3, 2016 El Now
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These lip readers sure do a bad job!

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Que lastima! The GOP’s Latino candidates are anti-Latino

by Dr. Alvaro Huerta February 25, 2016 El Now
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Growing up on the mean streets of East Los Angeles, I, like many of my childhood friends, feared the police more than the local gang, Big Hazard. Specifically, we dreaded Latino police officers, since they had a reputation of being more brutal than their white peers with us — poor Chicano kids from the projects. […]

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Coming Soon to a Congress Near You: Weekend at Scalia’s (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 16, 2016 Cartoons
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GOP Cuban Cockfight! Cruz vs Rubio – en Español (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK February 16, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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Pocho Ocho Top Facts You Need to Know About New Hampshire

by Comic Saenz February 10, 2016 El Now
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Donald Trump’s and Bernie Sanders’ stunning victories Tuesday don’t make sense unless you know the hidden history of the state of New Hampshire. That’s the reason we researched and compiled the Pocho Ocho Top Facts You Need to Know About New Hampshire: 8. New HAMpshire is known for its “HAM aroma” which inspired the hit […]

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This is how we can defeat Donald Trump – the ANTICHRIST (toons)

by TROY DAVIS February 5, 2016 Cartoons
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Ted Cruz campaign tracts warn of ‘Satan’s Spiritual Structure’

by Chale Knickerbocker February 4, 2016 Cartoons
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While Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) was telling the crowd “To God be the Glory” [In Arabic, this is “Allahu Akbar”] in his Des Moines, Iowa victory speech Monday night, PNS snagged an example of the tracts campaign aides were passing out to the crowd — tracts detailing the Christian Sharia Law we can expect under […]

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Pocho Ocho top ways to tell it’s all over for JEB! (sad videos)

by Comic Saenz February 4, 2016 El Now
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It’s not a good sign when you have to ask the crowd to “Please clap,” like former Governor Jeb Bush (R-Florida) at a New Hampshire campaign rally Tuesday. JEB! may not yet be prepared to admit he’s already lost, but we are, Fat Lady or not. Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways to Tell […]

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Pocho Ocho top lessons of the Iowa GOP caucuses (NSFW video)

by Especial Correspondents February 2, 2016 El Now
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What can we learn from the Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) victory Monday in the Iowa GOP caucuses? It’s time to support CANADIANS FOR PRESIDENT! [NSFW video, one F-bomb.] And what else? How about the Pocho Ocho Top Lessons We Learned from the Iowa GOP Caucuses: 8. He who smelt it, dealt it. 7. If ifs […]

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In Iran, all eyes are on Iowa (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK February 1, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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New on Nixon TV: Meet ‘The Bubble Goppies’ (toon, video)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK January 25, 2016 Cartoons
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Sing along with the Bubble Goppies Theme Song: All: Bub-bub-bubble, GOP-GOP-goppies! Boys: Bubble, bubble, bubble! Girls: Goppy, Goppy, goppies! Jebby: Bubble!

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Is this what Ted Cruz calls ‘New York values’? (video)

by NICK ERBOCKER January 20, 2016 Cultura
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Pulled over by the NYPD, a New York driver calls the officer “bro,” but the cop is all like, “Don’t call me bro.”

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Funny, you don’t look like a ‘natural-born citizen’ (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK January 11, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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