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Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District.

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Aeromexico First Officer Maria Fernanda is cool as an aguacate as she lands a massive 737-800 at Mexico City’s aeropuerto.

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POCHO’s Elise Valderrama is a Peruvian-American who moved to Florida as kid. That’s where she learned it’s not so easy being white.

Sometimes you just need to break the cycle

by MAYRA MONTOYA January 21, 2016 Cultura
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I always said I wouldn’t grow up to be like my mother. When I saw her, I saw a woman who wouldn’t leave her husband. A woman who didn’t put her children first. I grew angry that my father’s temper prevented me from having teenage sleepovers. I grew resentful that they wouldn’t let me go […]

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It’s time to elect our first woman President – Olive Oyl (video)

by Comic Saenz January 11, 2016 Cartoons

Popeye’s beloved, the willowly Olive Oyl, thinks the country would be much better off with a lady president — President Olive Oyl! Her platform includes housing the homeless, a shorter work week, sweet sexy dreams, more silkworms, more drumsticks per chicken, and nuking a recalcitrant Congress with love darts. We agree!

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GOP Strikes Back: Hillary is ‘Soft on tacos, soft on Iran’ (toon)

by Comic Saenz April 13, 2015 Cartoons
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Not just gringas, not just NYC: A Latina walks in Hollywood (video)

by BO CHINO November 4, 2014 Cultura
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Anthropology researcher Juanita Carmelita Gonzalez and her dog Ari — Juanita is the one in the turquoise stretch pants — walked the streets of Hollywood Monday. You won’t believe what happened next! PREVIOUSLY ON JUANITA CARMELITA GONZALEZ:

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Frida the Luchadora: ‘The Legend of the Flying Tomato’ (video)

by JEFE VENTURA July 9, 2014 Cultura
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Red-headed Frida wants to triumph in lucha libre but she needs to find some inner strength first, not to mention her secret ingredient. PREVIOUSLY ON LUCHA LIBRE:

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Are you estuck with turkey day leftovers? Try this big-ass burrito (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN November 29, 2013 Cultura
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When you’ve got a lot left over, you need a big beautiful burrito! Jerry Springer reports.

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Meet your ‘average’ Mexican woman, and Peruvian and … (photos)

by Soy Capitan September 30, 2013 Cultura
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A University of Glasgow team of experimental psychologists blended thousands of faces together to reveal what the typical woman’s face looks like in 41 different countries from around the globe: If you were described as average-looking, you probably wouldn’t see it as a compliment. But perhaps you would be happy if you looked like any […]

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Maria from Guadalajara was an attorney — now she’s a vampire (video)

by Verdana Bold September 13, 2013 Cultura
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This Guadalajara mom was trapped in an abusive relationship — but then she broke free and released her inner vampire. PREVIOUSLY ON COSMETIC SURGERY:

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Ghost woman walks Bogota street, disappears into thin air (video)

by ROD ESTERLING May 16, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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Victor Barona of Bogota, Colombia TV news NTN24.com reporting: Closed circuit security cameras outside a townhouse complex record a woman walking the street late at night, a woman dressed in clothes from another century. She is plainly visible on camera and then she disappears into thin air. Ma ma ma my llorona.

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Steubenville: I was 16, drunk and stupid too, but not morally bankrupt

by Elise Valderrama March 20, 2013 El Now
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I remember being 16. I was stupid…but not that stupid. I keep thinking about the Steubenville rape case and I can’t get the phrase “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” out of my head. People aren’t sure who to blame, whether it’s a larger problem that encompasses the parents, the football culture, the […]

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Stuck with Thanksgiving leftovers? Try this big-ass burrito (video)

by SOY SEKSI November 23, 2012 Cultura
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When you’ve got a lot left over, you need a big beautiful burrito! Jerry Springer reports.

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Ferengi-Americans endorse Romney: ‘We totally admire his greed’

by EDUARDO BURRO September 24, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SALT LAKE CITY) Gov. Mitt Romney‘s Presidential campaign, which has little support outside its base of old, ignorant white people, picked up a key “ethnic” endorsement late Sunday as the Ferengi-American Political Action Committee (FAPAC) backed his White House bid. “Frankly,” FAPAC Grand Nagus Ishka told a hastily-called press conference here, “he […]

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Happy International Women’s Day from Flight of the Conchords (video)

by Lucida Grandé March 8, 2012 Cultura
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Flight of the Conchords: Ladies of the World. The fellas want the world to put down that rifle and pick up a woman! In Bolivia! And Namibia! Actually, International Women’s Day is serious business, and here’s a good summary from Fox Latino (of all places!). Bottom line, according to Fox’s Mariela Dabbah? There’s lots to […]

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