Mira! The Republican National Convention Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila.
Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is chort!
|Speaker mentions Ronald Reagan||Chug a beer|
|TV camera finds a black person in the audience||One shot of Arpaio Viejo™|
|TV camera finds a Latino in the audience||Shot and a beer|
|Speaker mentions ‘socialism’||Drink your neighbor’s beer|
|Ted Nugent bites the head off a Nancy Pelosi doll||Michelada|
|A protesting Ron Paul delegate sparks a righteous doobie on the convention floor||Please get a doctor’s recommendation for the appropriate medication if available in your state or jurisdiction|
|Rafalca dances the Dougie||Stop. Put that bottle down. You’ve had quite enough|