RNC Drinking Game: Turn lame to LOLs with Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila

Endless speeches, stupid roll calls and pointless posturing can make national political convention watching a boring exercise — that’s why you need to play games along with the pinche politicians.

Mira! The Republican National Convention Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila.

Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is chort!

Speaker mentions Ronald Reagan Chug a beer
TV camera finds a black person in the audience One shot of Arpaio Viejo™
TV camera finds a Latino in the audience Shot and a beer
Speaker mentions ‘socialism’ Drink your neighbor’s beer
Ted Nugent bites the head off a Nancy Pelosi doll Michelada
A protesting Ron Paul delegate sparks a righteous doobie on the convention floor Please get a doctor’s recommendation for the appropriate medication if available in your state or jurisdiction
Rafalca dances the Dougie Stop. Put that bottle down. You’ve had quite enough