“Nah,” Brewer said in an interview with the Boston Globe. “They don’t get out and vote. They don’t vote.”
What else does she foresee? Here are her Pocho Ocho Mas Loco Predictions:
8. Pigs will fly.
7. When nasty women stop provoking the average guy with slutty clothes, rapes will stop.
6. If regulators approve the AT&T-Time Warner merger, the cable guy will actually arrive between 10am and 2pm.
5. The Big Bands are coming back.
4. Donald Trump will rate her a “10.”
3. DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN.
2. Racism will end in America when Obama leaves office.
And the Numero Uno Mas Loco Jan Brewja Prediction is…
Especial Correspondents Lalo Alcaraz, Professor Equis, El Eres Nerd and Comic Saenz contributed to this Mexclusive report.