Giant Sun-eating space dragon chased away by pot-banging hippies

News photog Trey Buchet captured the space dragon's first bite
(PNS reporting from MALIBU) Pot-banging hippies gathered on Southern California beaches yesterday and chased away the space dragon that was swallowing our Sun.

“We totally knew this humongous dragon was comin’ brah, so we set up a Facebook page and got everyone down here with their bongos and pots and pans. Our sonic countermeasures commenced mere seconds after the sun-gobbling began,” a pot-banger named Donald Dank told PNS.

National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) officials confirmed the monster space dragon’s departure.

“Once those hippies set their bongos on stun, that bugger took off like it was trying to make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs,” NASA spokesman and retired astronaut Jose Jimenez said, “and we’re thankful for their help. If you thought there was trouble with tribbles, giant sun-eating space dragons are way worse.”

“Yesterday I was anxious, but I’m gonna wang chung tonight!”

Photo by Trey Buchet.

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