Breaking: Hillary Clinton taps Julián Castro for VP spot

clintoncastro(PNS reporting from SAN ANTONIO) Hillary Clinton formally announced her candidacy for President Sunday night, and PNS has learned San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro will be her running mate.

“Latinos are the ‘in’ thing — and Hillary knows that — she’s never been one to ignore what’s in vogue,” a source close to the campaign told PNS.

“Plus, all those Latino votes!”

Castro’s office did not return a call to confirm his participation in the campaign, but the image below has already been making rounds on social media. And if it’s on Facebook, it must be true.  In related news, former President Bill Clinton announced he plans to tap Julian Castro’s secretary, Heather Zarzamora.

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