Obama’s List: Pocho Ocho things more dangerous than alchohol

obamaweedFormer stoner Barack Obama doesn’t think marijuana “is more dangerous than alcohol,” according to The New Yorker:

“As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don’t think it is more dangerous than alcohol,” the president said.

But if mota is not more dangerous than alcohol, what is? Here are the top eight contenders:

8. Real cops of Orange County

7. George Zimmerman

6. Takis

5. Sherms

4. That nice old Father O’Leary from St. Denis parish

3. Fox News

2. Cuban-American politicians

And the Numero Uno thing more dangerous than alcohol is…

La chancla.