Reports: NAFTA negotiations extended until end of time
(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) NAFTA negotiations between the U.S., Canada and Mexico will likely only conclude when mankind ceases to exist or if extraterrestrial raids breed unity among humans that leads to the dissolution of international borders, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the trilateral talks.
Manic Hispanic: ‘We Are the Mas Chingones’ (video plus NSFW lyrics)
Mas Chingones is the latest new musica (new song every week for new LP Back In Brown) from Manic Hispanic — the guys are “vatos locos brown and down.” [Some NSFW adult language.]
Mira los lyrics:
Mas…Manic Hispanic: ‘We Are the Mas Chingones’ (video plus NSFW lyrics)
LatinoUSA Audio: “How I Made It” is Yesika Salgado’s love poem to L.A.
Yesika Salgado dissects “What I Know,” a poem from her book about family, love and loss, and the city she calls home. [Audio from our friends at NPR’s Latino USA.]
Mas…LatinoUSA Audio: “How I Made It” is Yesika Salgado’s love poem to L.A.
Pocho Ocho Most Important Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me
I’m not a hard guy to get along with, as long as you adhere to the Pocho Ocho Most Important Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me:
8. Don’t call me amigo; it’s the first sign we’re not friends
7. Friends don’t let friends… put lettuce in their burritos
6. Every time you microwave a tortilla, an angel loses its wings
Mas…Pocho Ocho Most Important Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me
Mex Prez candidate AMLO says luchadores will protect U.S. border
(PNS reporting from NOGALES) Mexico Presidential front-runner Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador (AMLO) will deploy the country’s finest and fiercest lucha libre fighters to the northern border should U.S. President Donald Trump carry out his pledge to militarize the nations’ shared international boundary, the candidate known as AMLO said in a press conference on Wednesday.
Mas…Mex Prez candidate AMLO says luchadores will protect U.S. border
Costa Rican host family evicts gringo for flushing toilet paper
(PNS reporting from SAN PEDRO, COSTA RICA) Study abroad student Caleb Kostopoulos was kicked out of his temporary home in the Costa Rican capital of San José last night when his host family discovered he’d flushed toilet paper down the commode instead of putting it in the bathroom trashcan as instructed, the 20-year old Temple U sophomore wrote on his Facebook page.
Mas…Costa Rican host family evicts gringo for flushing toilet paper
Manic Hispanic’s love song for the president: ‘Naranjo’ (NSFW video)
Hardcore SoCal homies Manic Hispanic reserved a special color for the president – orange – and a pet name – something about “pendejo” – in this brand new video. [NSFW in Spanglish.]
PREVIOUSLY ON MANIC HISPANIC:
Mas…Manic Hispanic’s love song for the president: ‘Naranjo’ (NSFW video)
Is your Tio like this or only at SARAPE’s GRILL? (toon)
POCHO amigo Arnie Bermudez’ new cartoon series follows events at your favorite local taqueria, SARAPE’s GRILL. Let’s take a look as Tio Sarape reveals his latest plans….
GMC’s Terrain is a baby SUV with teenaged style and big boy verve
Photo Courtesy GMC
A couple of years ago, the wifey and I were just outside Albany, Kentucky (pronounced “Al-BANE-EE” down there), when my dad’s 2005 GMC Yukon told me something it had never shared before.
“LOW TIRE PRESSURE” a sensor on the dashboard screamed once I went to turn on the ignition, a sensor I didn’t even know existed.
I went outside to see whether the Yukon’s rudimentary (nowadays) computer was going loco, but dagnabbit, it was true. There was a big nail in the left tire.
We had to drive about 20 miles to the nearest tire shop, where a good ol’ boy patched the hole for $5. “Those GMCs know more than God sometimes,” he said. “Great SUVs.”
Mas…GMC’s Terrain is a baby SUV with teenaged style and big boy verve
Let’s get real – canned menudo is way better than your abuela’s
I’d rather eat canned menudo than whatever is cooking in your kitchen.
I said it and I don’t regret it.
The reasons are simple and clear; here are four:
Mas…Let’s get real – canned menudo is way better than your abuela’s
Mozart’s music sounds chingon when it’s performed Banda style! (video)
They say Sinaloa’s style of Banda is influenced by its history of German immigration. What would Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart think about this arrangement of his Sonata #13 from Eine Kleine Nachtmusik? [Music by Alan Jovan Espinoza Aguilera.]
Hebrew homies Jaquann and Luis get munchies, make matzo balls (NSFW video)
On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover starts Friday night a little after 4:20 — sundown, to be exact. (NSFW drugs and language. Yes, we re-run this video every year.)
