Mas…The Beandocks would like to thank this unidentified white lady
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POCHO’s Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” Longtime readers may have notice we dripped Google’s syndicated ads.
That’s deliberate. We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?
We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?
Example:
POCHO typically publishes four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime.
UNDER TEN CENTS!
Such a deal!
Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. It doesn’t have to be $50 – ten bucks, twenty, whatever, it’s all good. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.
Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.
Los Pochodores
Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it
Running POCHO is a real job. It takes hours of work, dedication and writers, editors, artists and videographers.
And it takes time and money.
We’ve got the time. We need you for the money.
- We’d like more Internet bandwidth which means we need more money for our hosting company.
- We’d like to rebuild this website, which means we need to hire a web development company.
- And we’d like to pay the volunteer editors, cartoonists, reporters, and photographers who contribute because they believe in the mission.
Mas…Running POCHO is a dirty job but some juan’s gotta do it
Feliz Frijol Friday: ¡Fuerza México! #FFF (toon)
Want to help? Famed DF rescue brigade TOPOS needs your dinero donation.
POCHO’s Texas Editor: How to help the gente affected by Harvey
As a legal aid attorney, I know victims of Hurricane Harvey will need assistance in asserting and protecting their rights. I recommend donating to the following funds:
Mas…POCHO’s Texas Editor: How to help the gente affected by Harvey
POCHO needs your help in the hard fight ahead
POCHO has been fighting Donald Trump since 2012 and we don’t intend to stop now.
We have a long hard fight ahead of us, and you can help with a cash donation.
Please donate to support POCHO and Merry Chanclas to you!
Don’t let the door hit you on the nalgas on the way out, you horrible year, you. Buh bye. Scram. Get lost. A la chingada!
Every juan here at POCHO tried her hardest in 2016. We were the online world’s premier Mexclusive supplier of
- Get out the vote toons
- border wall toons
- tiny hands memes
- F___ the Nazis music videos
- Trump = KKK toons
- Latinos 4 Trump memes and
- Taco Trucks on Every Corner music videos
What what did we get? Pinche President-elect Trump.
And now the struggle moves to a new stage.
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
Here’s the thing. POCHO costs money to run. The ads you see don’t generate the cash we need to expand our coverage, beef up our hosting or pay our writers, artists and videographers. We need cash donations from loyal readers like you.
Can you kick in $10, $20 or $50 to help out? Please click on the DONATE button and give what you can.
With your help, maybe – just maybe – POCHO can make a difference in 2017.
Gracias,
Los Pochodores
We have a hard fight ahead, and POCHO needs your help
POCHO has been fighting Donald Trump since 2012 and we don’t intend to stop now.
We have a long hard fight ahead of us, and you can help with a cash donation.
Single Girl Life Alert: End those worries about being alone (video)
With Single Girl Life Alert from Sarah Hartman, you don’t have to worry about being alone. [Video by Hot Buffet Sketch Comedy.]
Want more Ñews y Satire? Sure! Send POCHO some money! Please.
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
We like making POCHO’s Ñews y Satire for you every day, but it takes money. Can you please help?
We like to afflict the comfortable, comfort the afflicted, and mock the pendejos. Please, can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.” We get a trickle of revenue from Google Adsense (it barely pays my iPhone bill) and that’s all. No one owns us, no one tells us what we can or cannot do. But independence ain’t free. We’re hoping to raise some extra cash from you, our loyal readers. Can you help?
We would like to upgrade our hardware/server arrangements, redesign the website, and maybe someday pay our hard-working editors, talented writers, visionary photographers, and kick-ass cartoonists. Oh yes, and our pinches lawyers tambien. Can you help?
Your small donation will keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. Click on the DONATE button to give. We thank you for your support.
Con Safos,
Dennis Wilen,
AKA Comic Saenz
For Los Pochodores
We won’t take Trump’s hate money, so we need your $$ love
[one_half]Last night we noticed that the Donald Trump campaign started placing ads on POCHO, like the one you see in this screen capture.
We get money from ads like this when you click on them, but no amount of money is worth having this pendejo’s lies and hate on our website.
We have instructed the robots at Google’s Adsense to stop placing Trump ads on our site — just like we did with previous Sheriff Joe Arpaio ads and Governor Jan “Bruja” Brewer ads. [Note: It may take a day or two for this crap to disappear from the system.]
Blocking ads from these haters costs us money.
Can you help us make up the difference with a small donation? Click on DONATE!
Every $10, or $20, or $50 will help us make more Ñews y Satire.
MR. POCHO says thanks!
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Ñews y Satire < 10¢ per laugh when you donate $50!
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.”
That’s deliberate. We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?
We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?
Example:
POCHO typically publishes a minimum of four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime. UNDER TEN CENTS! Such a deal!
Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.
Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.
Los Pochodores
Ñews y Satire is under 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.”
That’s deliberate. We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?
We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?
Example:
POCHO typically publishes a minimum of four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime. UNDER TEN CENTS! Such a deal!
Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.
Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.
Los Pochodores
Hollywood needs Mexicans! Put POCHO on your Christmas list
Hollywood needs Mexicans. We’ve been been saying it since we started:
- MAY 2012: Hollywood Spaniards, Puerto Ricans plan ‘ultimate’ Chicano film
- AUGUST 2013: Casting director to actor: Can you act more ‘Mexican’? (video)
- APRIL 2014: Pocho Ocho reasons why Latinos are Hollywood’s best customers
Mas…Hollywood needs Mexicans! Put POCHO on your Christmas list
Ñews y Satire: Only 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.”
That’s deliberate. We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?
We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?
Example:
POCHO typically publishes a minimum of four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime. UNDER TEN CENTS! Such a deal!
Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.
Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.
Los Pochodores
Pochos: We need your $ donation to build a bigger, better POCHO
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
Listed below are the Top Ten Most Popular posts this year. Do you see your favorite? What you like to see more stories like these? To keep POCHO online, we need money. Money from loyal readers like you. Can you help out with $10 or $20 or $50?
POCHO needs money for legal expenses, money for fees and licenses and taxes, money to pay for hosting, money to pay for software and hardware — it never ends.
Our ad revenues aren’t enough. We want to pay our contributors, build up our online infrastructure and make a bigger better POCHO, but we need cash.
Cash from friends like you. Please click on the DONATE button and give what you can.
Thanks in advance,
Los Pochodores
Here’s the list o stories:
- SoCal Realtor™ gringa doesn’t like Mexican flag on lawn (video)
- Foot star Selena Gomez is top tootsie on wikiFeet (photos, video
- Oxford: Big butt women are smarter, healthier *UPDATED w/ VIDEO
- Mexican TV’s Sandra Corcuera stays cool after live ‘nip slip’ (video)
- Our heritage and culture are not your Halloween costume
- Am I a prophet? A time-traveling cartoonist? (toon, photo)
- Welcome to the Indian Store – Dream Catchers are on sale today (video)
- Everything you wanted to know about ‘Colors’ but were afraid to ask
- Don’t call me a ‘Mexican,’ America! Also, I’m not a ‘Latino’
- The Daily Show in Texas: Are Latinos worse than Chinese? (video)
We need your donation to build a bigger and better POCHO
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
Here are the Top Ten Most Popular posts this year. Do you see your favorite? What you like to see more stories like these? To keep POCHO online, we need money. Money from loyal readers like you. Can you help out with $10 or $20 or $50?
POCHO needs money for legal expenses, money for fees and licenses and taxes, money to pay for hosting, money to pay for software and hardware — it never ends.
Our ad revenues aren’t enough. We want to pay our contributors, build up our online infrastructure and make a bigger better POCHO, but we need cash.
Cash from friends like you. Please click on the DONATE button and give what you can.
Thanks in advance,
Los Pochodores
Here’s the list o stories:
- SoCal Realtor™ gringa doesn’t like Mexican flag on lawn (video)
- Foot star Selena Gomez is top tootsie on wikiFeet (photos, video
- Oxford: Big butt women are smarter, healthier *UPDATED w/ VIDEO
- Mexican TV’s Sandra Corcuera stays cool after live ‘nip slip’ (video)
- Our heritage and culture are not your Halloween costume
- Am I a prophet? A time-traveling cartoonist? (toon, photo)
- Welcome to the Indian Store – Dream Catchers are on sale today (video)
- Everything you wanted to know about ‘Colors’ but were afraid to ask
- Don’t call me a ‘Mexican,’ America! Also, I’m not a ‘Latino’
- The Daily Show in Texas: Are Latinos worse than Chinese? (video)
Ñews y Satire: Only 10¢ a laugh when you donate $50!
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire? |
We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?
POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.”
That’s deliberate. We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?
So once again we’re asking for donations. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?
Example:
POCHO typically publishes a minimum of four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime. UNDER TEN CENTS! Such a deal!
Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing. We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.
Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.
Los Pochodores
Crime to cross the line? ‘Dame Agua, Give Me Water’ (music video)
A nameless man — let’s call him Juan Doe — dies in the desert near the border, and this musical fragment is his song: Dame Agua from Eric Holland.
If you like this song, Eric asks you donate whatever you can to organizations that support immigrants and he especially likes Humane Borders/Fronteras Compasivas.
Also we made a big long list of non-profit orgs that could use some cash support:
Mas…Crime to cross the line? ‘Dame Agua, Give Me Water’ (music video)
Confused about ‘Obamacare’? You’re not the only one (video)
Do you understand what the big deal is about Obamacare? Do you get all the details? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Eugene Mirman is confused about the Affordable Care Act, too.
Update: We made it through the hack attack but still need your help
This graphic shows how hackers overwhelmed the site one day last week. Those three “load” figures at the top should be close to “1.” All the “USERS” you see on Comic Seanz’s screen cap show our webserver software (Apache) trying to keep up with bullshit requests from evil hack robots.
Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more ñews y satire? |
The hackers who overwhelmed our site are gone — for now. But we still need your help so we can beef up POCHO’s infrastructure. Money help.
- Bringing in security pro to sweep our site will cost at least $100 — and could cost more if she finds something.
- Updating our hosting package — now provided as a public service by our friends at Pixelgate.net — means more dinero — over $100 more each month.
- Upgrading our WordPress theme software (the recent upgrade left a slew of bugs we’re trying to iron out), is another hundred or so plus expensive web developers.
We don’t have the money to do this stuff — without you.
Mas…Update: We made it through the hack attack but still need your help
Mexican cuisine in Alta California: Not what you think (video)
Here in San Angeles there would be no restaurants without Mexicans in the kitchen. But they’re not cooking what you think.