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Two top Israeli bands — HaDag Nahash (snake fish) and Infected Mushroom — have One Love: Marijuana. In Legal Eyes, an animated, live-action mashup, they invoke marijuana mavens Snoop Dogg*, Bob Marley*, and Barack Obama.* [NSFW adult lyrics, “drug” use.]

* Animated versions of.

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON D.C.) President Barack Obama will launch a new career when his term ends — a career as a jazz saxophonist, PNS has learned.

Insiders at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue say the president has been spending almost every weekend for the last six months practicing his tenor saxophone, a gift from former President Bill Clinton, rehearsing, and recording with his band. His first CD — Barry Blows the Blues — will drop January 21, the day after Donald Trump’s inauguration.

Sources tell us these are the Pocho Ocho Top Tunes — recorded in “Living Stereo” — featured on Barry Blows the Blues:

8. Yes, I Kenya

7. Livin’ in a Cracker’s Paradise

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Toons Times Two: Lady Liberty Stars in ‘GOTCHA!’

by Cartoonistas November 16, 2016 Cartoons
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[Toon by Arnie Bermudez.]

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Barack and Richard: ‘Happy (Black) Presidents Day!’ (toon, video)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 15, 2016 Cartoons
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Remember the time this 2008 toon somehow turned into a 2009 cover illustration for The New Yorker?

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Morrie Turner and ‘Wee Pals’ on race in America (toons)

by Cartoonistas January 18, 2016 Cartoons
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Washington’s Birthday: The good, the not so good (toon + NSFW video)

by JIMI CHANGA February 16, 2015 Cartoons
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The Good: George Washington’s birthday is a federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February in honor of George Washington, the first President of Los United Estates, aka The Father of Our Country. Some people call it Presidents Day (sometimes spelled Presidents’ Day or President’s Day.) Schools and banks and government offices will be closed. The […]

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New Year Ñews: Local man says Obama stole his American Dream

by Comic Saenz January 1, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from EL PASO) Jason Morales finally figured out why his “get up and go” got up and went, he told friends at Hoopy Frood’s on New Year’s Eve, and all clues point to President Barack Obama. “President Afrika Hussein Bambata is the worst president in this country’s history,” he announced to the teeming […]

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The Gettysburg Address by the Presidents of the United States (videos)

by José Canusí November 19, 2013 Cultura
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Director Ken Burns got all the living Presidents — and some celebrity friends — to recite Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, the speech first delivered at a Civil War battlefield in Pennsylvania 150 years ago today. But when Civil War-reinacting Confederate soldier wannabes run into reality, rebellion doesn’t seem like so much fun any more:

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Venezuela’s Maduro Tweets to Obama: ‘Don’t bomb Syria’

by Comic Saenz September 3, 2013 El Now
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This is the letter, which as a human cry, I sent to Obama. Let’s mobilize public opinion and stop war!! http://t.co/RgckDZ2RgV — Nicolás Maduro (@maduro_en) September 2, 2013 Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro knows what to do about Syria, based on careful study of the works of Jesus of Nazareth, Susan Sontag, Brother Malcolm X, the Rev. […]

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Presidents Day: The good and the not so good (toon + NSFW video)

by JIMI CHANGA February 18, 2013 Cartoons
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The Good: George Washington’s birthday is a federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February in honor of George Washington, the first President of Los United Estates, AKA The Father of Our Country. Some people call it Presidents Day (sometimes spelled Presidents’ Day or President’s Day.) Schools and banks and government offices will be closed. The […]

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Obama dedicates César Chávez monument and we were there (photos)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 9, 2012 El Now
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Pres. Barack Obama and I met up yesterday in Keene, a pueblito of a town in Kern County, CA. Obama was there to dedicate a monument to César Chávez and I was there to witness. See — that’s me with the President in the background! After a groggy three-hour drive started at the crack of […]

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@MexicanMitt on the DNC: THAT CONVENTION ESUCKED!

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY September 7, 2012 El Now
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COMO CHINGA ESE OBAMA. If this Democratic convention was the FIESTA, then this yobs report is the CRUDA! There is no bowl of menudo big enough to cure the mess that Barack Obama has failed to clean up after the frat boy party thrown by George W. Bush. Whoops, never mind that I mentioned what’s-his-face. […]

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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Pocho Ocho unsolved mysteries

by Bronco del Camino March 3, 2012 Cultura
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Now that  Sheriff Joe Arpaio has evidence there’s something uppity with Pres. Barack Obama’s birth certificate, what’s next on his unsolved mysteries list? 8.  Star Trek crewmen in red shirts who die early in the episode are also wearing pink chonies, but the Liberal Hollywood Establishment covers this up. 7. Every time you install a […]

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It’s Presidents Day: The good and the not so good (NSFW)

by Jimi Changa February 20, 2012 Cartoons
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The Good: George Washington’s birthday is a federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February in honor of George Washington, the first President of Los United Estates, AKA The Father of Our Country. Some people call it Presidents Day (sometimes spelled Presidents’ Day or President’s Day.) The Not So Good: Dave Chappelle isn’t so sure […]

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