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tiacincoHola! Is Tia Lencha here.

I going to help ju make a new drink for Cinco de Mayo. Is fruity and a virgin. Ju know, with no beers. Get jur mind out of the trash can, cochinos!

I think of the new drink when mijo ask me to taste my watermelons michelada. I think to myself, what if he like it? Will he want to drink beers? I don’t want him to be like mijo’s daddy who drink beers and fall asleep in the tub with his chonies wet with his own pee pee (thas urine for ju pochos). So I make mijo a drink, one that is virgin, and he taste it and he like it, and I taste it and I like it. [Mas…]

guadaloops Look for Jesu Krispis, Guada Loops and Tade0s on store shelves soon! [Click to enlarge.] [Mas…]

margelupeMargelupe is an original painting by Montebello, CA, artist Ariel Torres. This 16″ by 20″ acrylic on canvas mashup is not for sale yet, but will be soon. Torres still needs to shoot that one perfect photo of the painting so he can make reproductions, he told POCHO via email. After that, fine art prints AND the original canvas could be yours. Stay tooned!


The statue of La Virgen de Guadalupe in Maria Cardena’s living room in the central California city of Fresno appears to weeping, and she thinks it’s a miracle.

Joe Ybarra reports for KFSN:

A statue of the Virgin Mary in Fresno appears to be weeping. The family who owns the statue calls it a miracle and said it’s been happening for a while.

To the faithful, Maria Cardenas said the statue of the Virgin Mary is a blessing. Tears seem to well up in her right eye and stream down her face to her chin.

Cardenas said it’s beautiful the way she looks right now. Every tear, she said, is nothing short of a miracle. So she collects them in a glass and shares them with those who find their way to this home. [Mas…]

tiacincoHola! Is Tia Lencha here.

I going to help ju make a new drink for Cinco de Mayo on Thursday. Is fruity and a virgin. Ju know, with no beers. Get jur mind out of the trash can, cochinos!

I think of the new drink when mijo ask me to taste my watermelons michelada. I think to myself, what if he like it? Will he want to drink beers? I don’t want him to be like mijo’s daddy who drink beers and fall asleep in the tub with his chonies wet with his own pee pee (thas urine for ju pochos). So I make mijo a drink, one that is virgin, and he taste it and he like it, and I taste it and I like it. [Mas…]

jesustortillaJesus Cristo has appeared on a tortilla in San Antonio, Texas. His burnt, crusty face showed up (photo) on a homemade flour tortilla just after his mom, La Virgen de Guadalupe, appeared on another flour tortilla in nearby Mexifornia.

News4SanAntonio reports: [Mas…]

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Fruity Virgin Micheladas for Cinco de Mayo

by Celina Martinez April 29, 2015 Cultura
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Hola! Is Tia Lencha here. I going to help ju make a new drink for Cinco de Mayo — next week. Is fruity and a virgin. Ju know, with no beers. Get jur mind out of the trash can, cochinos! I think of the new drink when mijo ask me to taste my watermelons michelada. […]

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Breaking: New Latino Christmas cereals from Kellogg’s

by HABLO PICASSO November 18, 2014 Cartoons
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Look for Jesu Krispis, Guada Loops and Tade0s on store shelves soon! [Click to enlarge.]

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New Year means new veladoras with Saint Miley of Twerk (toons)

by HABLO PICASSO December 31, 2013 Cartoons
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On New Year, don’t curse the darkness, homies. Instead, light up a candle with the images of Saint Christopher Walken and/or Saint Miley Cyrus of Twerk. The Saint Nicholas Cage matched pair is perfect for the Christmas season we think:

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Epistle to the Internets: ‘Jesus Had A Jewish Mother’ (toon)

by Cartoonistas December 27, 2013 Cartoons
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“Mom, how many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?” “Don’t worry about me, Sammy, I’ll just sit here in the dark.” [RIMSHOT.] Was it any different for Jesus of Nazareth and his Jewish mother Mary? Cartoonista Idan Schneider answers the kvetching question as the toon continues here: Jesus Had A Jewish Mom. PREVIOUSLY […]

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Thank you Virgen de Guadalupe for helping POCHO break the ñews

by Soy Capitan December 11, 2013 Cultura
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The Feast Day of La Virgen de Guadalupe, the Empress of Latin America, celebrated every December 12. La Virgen has consistently helped POCHO break the ñews – with stories that included Nuestra Señora: Religious figures slam Guadalupe as ‘miraculous appearance hog’ Pocho Ocho ways for a sinner like you to get into heaven Spanish art-restoring […]

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Dear Virgin Mary: What should I wear for Halloween? (photos)

by B. V. MARY October 23, 2013 Cultura
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Dear Blessed Virgin Mary: What should I do for Halloween? Do you have any costume suggestions? I am out of ideas. Unhappy Hyna in South Carolina Dear Hyna: South Carolina? Oh, Dios Mio, you have to get out of there pronto! But until you do, I think I can help you with some Halloween costume […]

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Cholafied Virgen: The barbed wire is a nice touch (photo)

by Sara Inés Calderón July 25, 2013 Cultura
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Virgen de #Guadalupe #mural #streetart in #Highland Park. I think the barbed wire is an especially nice touch. #Latinas #latism

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La Virgen de Guadalupe: ‘I’m too sexy for your cover!’ (toon)

by HABLO PICASSO July 3, 2013 Cartoons
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La Virgen de Guadalupe’s new Summer 2013 look — as seen on a recent cover of the Santa Fe Reporter — has gotten some people upset. Fox Latino reports: “If your intent was to in effect slap Catholics across the face, by putting forth this public depiction of Our Lady as a party girl, during […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ Tax Day Espectacular 4.15.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama April 15, 2013 El Now
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Happy Tax Day, pochos! This week on MiJA I discuss the near conclusion of back-room negotiations on immigration “reform” and delve deep into the heart of the Internets to discover Barbies of the World. You think Mexican Barbie is bad — Peruvian Barbie comes with an anchor baby (and she’s not the worst of them!)

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Exposed! MTV’s Satanic-Masonic War on Christmas (video)

by GUILLERMO O'REILLY December 20, 2012 Cultura
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Oh sure, the MTV spot looks like your average Lame Stream Media pandering Christmas-related promo — until you look a little bit closer. Then you see that it’s really a commercial for the Devil!

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POCHO thanks La Virgen de Guadalupe for helping us break the ñews

by Moctezuma Cortés December 12, 2012 Cultura
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Today is the Feast Day of La Virgen de Guadalupe, the Empress of Latin America, celebrated every December 12. La Virgen has consistently helped POCHO break the ñews. Here are a few of our favorite stories that included Nuestra Señora: Religious figures slam Guadalupe as ‘miraculous appearance hog’ Pocho Ocho ways for a sinner like […]

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Ñewsweek: The Chicano handshake, RATM, Bimbo ♥ Twinkie?

by Comic Saenz December 2, 2012 El Now
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Make friends and influence people with a Chicano handshake? That’s right, pochas y pochos, you too can reinforce your raza credibility with a puro handshake, as Subcommandanta del News Sara Inés Calderón demonstrates in her viral video. She illustrates the proper form for handshakes in Califas and Tejas plus throws in a variation that answers the […]

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No news is good news? Caption this image, win a prize or something

by EL SKEPTICO November 28, 2012 Cartoons
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Caption this image and win POCHO stickers or something else cool we haven’t decided yet. Also, don’t be hating on us for the image — it’s courtesy St. Matthew’s in Auckland, NZ. What’s going on here? Caption this image in the comments, below.

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If every picture tells a story–does this one? Caption contest! *UPDATED

by HABLO PICASSO September 10, 2012 Cartoons
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*We have a winner! Scroll down for all the entries and the best caption. Caption this image to win something cool from us and perhaps the esteem of pochos everywhere! Contest begins now and ends at midnight PDT tonight. POCHO decisions final. Bribes accepted but no guarantees, OK? Deal? Deal. Write your caption below to […]

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