Craigslist: Los Angeles: Missed Connections: W4M: Looking for ORTIZ

Hey, Ortiz! This ruca is looking for you:

I shouldn’t even be thinking of you let alone dreaming of you. But i did the dream was so vivid i woke up in shock. I know you busy rocking the senior citizen center and seaworld. i just thought it be a boost to your ego.So i decided to post. p.s i would have never called your penis little and honestly had no idea you were popping viagra.

This ruca is NOT looking for you:

Mas…Craigslist: Los Angeles: Missed Connections: W4M: Looking for ORTIZ

La Santa Cecilia y Rebel Cats: ‘Soy Mexico-Americano’ (video y lyrics)


POCHO faves La Santa Cecilia (Marisoul on vocals) team up with Mexican rockabilly band Rebel Cats on a new, live version of Soy Mexican-Americano. The video was shot at Be Bops, a 1950s-style American diner in Mexico City. If there was a washboard in addition to the cajon, we’d call this zydeco.

Here’s Los Cenzontles’ version of the song, which is on heavy rotation at POCHO World Headquarters in East Los:

Mas…La Santa Cecilia y Rebel Cats: ‘Soy Mexico-Americano’ (video y lyrics)

Los Flintstones en Español: Wait ’til Fred y Barney get home! (video)


Fred and Barney come back from buying frutas frescas — watching out for the bank robbers mentioned in the car radio news alert — and you won’t believe what happens next!

Here it is en Ingles:

  • Fred and Barney joke about fresh fruit being wasted on their wives.
  • The guys “nerd shame” another guy building an airplane for the science show.
  • Fred is not supportive when Wilma and Betty invite them to the Women’s Art Show for good luck.
  • Bad guitar solos

The Food Network says ‘taco cones’ are the ‘new tacos’ (video)


Opinions are like culos; everybody has one. The Food Network is of the opinion that “taco cones” are the “new tacos,” for example, and Christopher Columbus thought he “discovered” a “new world.” Trump thinks he has the best “taco bowls.” Not so fast, you bad hombres! If you circumcise the tips of the cones, what is gonna keep all the juices inside? #fncravings, huh?

Moby is tired, feels it’s all been goin’ wrong (Steve Cutts music video)


Moby and the Void Pacific Choir think everything has been going wrong In This Cold Place. Are they pointing out one Orange Cheeto guy as the guilty party? The so-called “alt reich” hates that shit! [The video by Steve Cutts features amazing homages to classic superheroes, animated TV series, old video games, and even modern anime (especially mecha).]

PREVIOUSLY ON MOBY HAZ THE SADZ VIDEO THEATRE:

Mas…Moby is tired, feels it’s all been goin’ wrong (Steve Cutts music video)

Around Our Town: Puro Party Picks for Father’s Day Weekend 2017

fathersdaychurchsignFather and Son Chile-Eating Contest: Quién es más macho? The East Pocho Optimists Club once again sets up shop at Fernando Valenzuela Field for their annual chile-eating contest, which pits father-son teams against each other to see who can ascend the Picante Podium of Pain. The winning team wins even more chiles! Sunday, noon.

Bronche: Angry Bull cocktails (Red Bull, tequila, orange juice) are just $3 and dads get all the Mexican Meatloaf Sliders they want for free on Father’s Day at TGI Viernes in the Rancho Pocho Mall. Sunday 10 AM – 2 PM. Mention my name, Chale Knickerbocker, for a blank stare.

Mas…Around Our Town: Puro Party Picks for Father’s Day Weekend 2017

How to make ‘Mexican Chicken’ (Welsh recipe video)


As we consider the ramifications of the United Kingdom’s election yesterday, let us not lose sight of the fact that the U.K. is comprised of three separate entities — England, Scotland, and Wales. In Wales, they speak and write Welsh, with all those long words and weird consonants, and also make taco casseroles.

Mex ex-prez Fox to Trump: Not paying for your wall (NSFW video)


Mexico’s ex-president Vicente Fox is back with another video message for Donald Trump, just pendejo to pendejo. “You’re fat,” he says, “taco bowls suck, and, by the way, а ты говоришь по русски?” [NSFW F-bomb.]