BBC: One easy old trick helps you live longer – eat more chiles!

codexWant to live longer? It’s easy, according to the BBC. Eat more chiles! Specifically, the BBC recommends “chillies,” and we’ll do them a favour and labour under their rules whilst minding the gap:

For thousands of years, humans have taken a masochistic pleasure from adding chilli to their food. Now research indicates that the spice that has undoubtedly made our lives more interesting may also make them longer.

There is only one mammal that enthusiastically eats chillies.

Mas…BBC: One easy old trick helps you live longer – eat more chiles!

*OOPS Welcome to Mexico City’s weekly ‘anarco-punk’ meetup (video)


UH OH! It looks like the video got pulled and the account of the uploader got shut down for reasons. Sorry, pochos. We didn’t do it. We’re victims, too. 🙁

The punks come every week to celebrate feminism, animal liberation, not buying from trans-national corporations, and the do-it-yourself ethic.

Maine cops eat ‘tacos’, students in Korea scarf enchiladas (videos)

copsIn Central Maine, two neighboring police departments compete in an eating contest for charity under the impression they are being served “tacos.” That’s why they need knives and forks, of course.

koreaMeanwhile in Seoul, Korea, two college students video an excursion to local Mexican restaurant Don Charly for a class project. They are unclear on the entire enchilada, knife and fork concept.

Los videos:

Mas…Maine cops eat ‘tacos’, students in Korea scarf enchiladas (videos)

Five ways to get your tio to stop wearing that stupid pinche ‘fedora’

tacohatYou roll up to your tio’s carne asada ready to down some truly inhuman amount of your tia’s arroz rojo when suddenly, you realize that your uncle has traded in his authentic sombrero for a weird plaid fedora.

What will you do? WHAT WILL YOU DO?

First of all, don’t be scared. Just choose one or more options from the list below:

  • el brinca brincaToss the fedora into the bouncy house and watch 17 of your little cousins gleefully smash it to death. No one can stop el brinca brinca. No one.

  • Mas…Five ways to get your tio to stop wearing that stupid pinche ‘fedora’

    Latino Heritage Pochismo Pride: Create Paradigms for Profit Profiles

    madrigalgreenroomHere’s how I make the money, pochos:

    Our control seamlessly incentivises the group. Our metrics-driven process interactively motivates the Head of Client Leadership.

    The resources enforce our profit-maximizing and competitive forward plannings. A collateral value creation prioritizes our profiles, while the category manager broadens a decentralized transparency by leveraging specific and/or spectral messages. The standard-setters think out of the box ahead of schedule, whilst paradigms enhance a next-generation, world-class, business philosophy.

    An accessible decision-making architects the feedback. Controlled momentums generate healthy efficiency gain.

    Mas…Latino Heritage Pochismo Pride: Create Paradigms for Profit Profiles

    ¡Orale! It’s International Coffee Day: Cartoons, un video, y ñews

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    ¡Feliz International Coffee Day! POCHO runs on coffee (and tacos, of course), and here’s our proof, starting with these self-portraits by POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alacraz.

    Here’s how to identify Lalo (or any other nationally-syndicated Latino cartoonists) if you happen to seem him [Note: two kinds of coffee]:

    Mas…¡Orale! It’s International Coffee Day: Cartoons, un video, y ñews

    Eat goat tacos to help the Chicago Cubs post season (video)

    goattacosIn Chicago, baseball fans love their loser Cubs.  Some say the Cubs’ bad luck is the result of the 1945 Curse of the Billy Goat that has thwarted the home team’s dreams. Now a local bar is urging patrons to fill up on goat tacos before going to Wrigley Field to defeat the evil curse. Is this witchcraft or wishful thinking?

    WGN’s Amy Rutledge reports:

    Mas…Eat goat tacos to help the Chicago Cubs post season (video)

    Emilio Estefan: ‘Todos Somos Mexicanos’ (video, lyrics, credits)

    estefanWe at POCHO have been around so long we remember when even Mexicans didn’t want to be Mexican. (We think that was just about two weeks ago.)

    But Miami-based Cuban-American Emilio Estefan and his friends are all Mexicans now, at least in a music video.

    By the way, we at POCHO also remember when Emilio Estefan threatened to sue the L.A. Weekly because of a “Mexiled” column that Lalo Alcaraz wrote portraying Estefan as the Fidel Castro of the Latin Grammys. Oh, but that was so long ago…

    Let’s all be Mexican instead! Mexican, tu sabes, is the new black.

    Mira y escucha: Todos Somos Mexicanos:

    Mas…Emilio Estefan: ‘Todos Somos Mexicanos’ (video, lyrics, credits)