In a video uploaded Tuesday, and since widely-republished, a Native American pushing a baby in a stroller educates a crowd of Tucson, AZ anti-immigration demonstrators about who is really American and who is an alien invader. (NSFW language.)
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Reagan Library releases rare video to mark Gipper’s 102nd birthday
The Ronald Reagan Library celebrated the 40th president’s 102nd birthday today by releasing this never-before-seen archival footage of Reagan in action during the height of the 1986 Iran-Contra Scandal.
Revered by neo-cons, ex-cons and decepticons as a doting old Weeble, Reagan is considered by many as the ultimate con. The Gipper’s birthday is celebrated in the United States, the Middle East and Central America as a National Day of Lying.
Mas…Reagan Library releases rare video to mark Gipper’s 102nd birthday
Underwater Video: El delirio del pez león (delirium of the lion fish)
An foreign invader threatens underwater life in the reefs of the Caribbean — a plague of lion fish. Video by Quique Rivera Rivera.
North Korean space shuttle attacks U.S., Manhattan on fire (video)
North Korea’s Glorious Space Program, launched by Eternally Alive Fearless Leader Kim Jong-Il, has crushed the American Capitalist Running Dogs, destroyed flag-shrouded New York City, all while you sleep, accompanied by the luscious sounds of the Marxist Muzak Orchestra playing We Are the World — and we’ve got video!
Mas…North Korean space shuttle attacks U.S., Manhattan on fire (video)
Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 02.04.13 (video)
This week on Mija Weekly I discuss immigration and la ganga de ocho, Obama’s love of skeet, and I celebrate Black History Month Peruvian style — all while battling the flu!
Don’t forget to leave me your comments below; I promise I’m not contagious.
- PREVIOUSLY ON MIJA WEEKLY…
Shocking exploitation video: Taekwondo kids fight banda style
These shorties are ready to fight — banda style!
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Al Madrigal, Jon Stewart: Big trouble in GOP His Panic Room (video)
Will a Republican shift on immigration help them with Hispanic voters? The Daily Show’s Senior Latino Correspondent Al Madrigal is in Jon Stewart’s His Panic Room as they explore the GOP’s Nuevo Deal. Jessica Williams sneaks in to assist. DISCLOSURE: Madrigal is also POCHO’s Migrant Editor.
This week on ‘Rescue Nanny 911’: The naughty adopted child (video)
Terry Morales is a hard-working dad and doesn’t spend as much time with his family as he should. Stay-at-home spouse Kerry Morales feels alone, under-appreciated and overwhelmed. And 12-year-old adopted son Tyrollo Morales is “acting out.” Time to call Rescue Nanny 911! (NSFW.)
Mas…This week on ‘Rescue Nanny 911’: The naughty adopted child (video)
‘Espeak & Espell’ with @SaraChicaD (video)
Subcommandanta del Ñews Sara Inés Calderón has a one-minute Spanish lesson for you pochos. She’s on Twitter as @SaraChicaD.
Lalo Alcaraz stars in ‘My Menudo’ — a delicious iPhone vertical video
Defying the horizontally-correct nay-sayers of videoville, POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz took his iPhone where no phone has gone before — up close and pinche personal with a bowl of menudo at famed Mi Tierra Cafe in San Antonio, TX for a verboten vertical video. Is this the medical menudo we’ve been hearing about?
It’s a bad day at the office when the ‘Internet Goes Out’ (NSFW video)
It’s more than just a minor irritation for the folks at work when the Internet’s Out. (NSFW language.)
Al Madrigal is trying really hard to be a better Mexican (NSFW video)
Before Al Madrigal got rich and famous as POCHO’s Migrant Editor (and Senior Latino Correspondent for The Daily Show) he spent time on the road as a stand-up comedian, always trying to become a better Mexican. Here he is in 2010, as seen in 3 Non Juans. (NSFW language.)
Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 1/28 (video)
In the second installment of Mija Weekly ñews wrap I discuss lip-synching, immigration, my chusma hair dresser and I answer questions from you pochos. Also I don’t drop the F-bomb.
Thank you to everyone who watched last week! Don’t forget to leave me your comments below.
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New how-to video from MigraDate.com: ‘Immigration Flirtation’
Is that a green card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Prince Harry sure loves him some tamales oaxaceños! (video)
Prince Harry’s CNN interview about combat in Afghanistan is just gonna have to wait. One does not simply ignore the amplified call of the tamalero oaxaceño!
At ‘7:35 de la Mañana’ she just wanted coffee and a pastry (video)
At 7:35 AM all Marta wanted was her regular coffee and pastry at the local cafe. But this morning was different.
Did you miss the Inauguration? We’ve got the video!
From Pres. Barack Obama’s Second Inaugural Address: “Your baby cousin likes me because I’m more normal and have a smooshy finger? No!”
Who lives in a piña under the sea? ‘Bob Esponja!’ (video)
He lives in a piña under the sea — Bob Esponja — and this is his cancion.
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Mas…Who lives in a piña under the sea? ‘Bob Esponja!’ (video)
Flash*Back: The day Shakira went to McDonald’s (video)
Felicidades to new mom Shakira! No more McDonald’s drive-thru window for you! (Video by Roberta Valderrama.)
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Hide your kids, hide your wife: ‘El Vendedor de Humo’ is here (video)
He’s what we might call a snake oil salesman. El Vendedor de Humo — the smoke seller — is a master of wish fulfillment and deception. Why did he really come to town? Abuela is skeptical at first, but then…
Al Madrigal: Obama’s new term means a new look for America (video)
The Daily Show’s Al Madrigal was in Washington, D.C. for Bronco Bama‘s second inauguration Monday and tells Jon Stewart about Obama’s new look for America. DISCLAIMER: Madrigal is POCHO’s Migrant Editor.
Welcome to Mexico in fabulous color and Cliché-O-Vision (video)
Everything you need to know about Mexico in 72 seconds, courtesy of filmmaker Chui Galvan of Morelia, D.F., MX. Cliché, you say?
‘Mija Weekly’ with Elise Roedenbeck breaks the ñews (NSFW video)
POCHO’s New Jack City Burro Jefe Elise Roedenbeck wraps up this week’s ñews in the premiere installment of Mija Weekly. Please note she is quite insistent that you leave comments below. (NSFW language.)
Shocking video: Big Brother confiscates the ‘Last Hand Gun on Earth’
Big Brother has detected a pistol — the Last Hand Gun on Earth — in a security bunker in Pasadena, and it’s up to daring Commander Adenoid and his spaceship crew to locate, remove and retrieve the deadly weapon before it’s too late. Will their strap-on Gucci jetpacks function in the alien San Gabriel Valley environment? Can they escape the missiles of the pursuing anti-aircraft Edsel? Will the rocket techs get overtime?
Ladies: Get men to look you in the eyes with new ‘Tittaes’ (video)
God gave us chi-chis and we’re thankful for that, but really, guys, how hard is it for you to look us in the eyes instead of staring at our breasts? Am I right, girls? Wait — there’s an app for that. Marion Cotillard introduces Tittaes. They’re from France!
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‘Man’ is king of the mountain in the hell of the mountain king (video)
In the beginning, the spacebrothers created the Heaven and the Planet Earth, and they saw that it was good. Later on, Man came along and screwed stuff up big time. Verily.
Dead Man Talking: George Carlin is no fan of Lance Armstrong (video)
Back from the dead and live on tape, George Carlin is not afraid to share his feelings about Lance Armstrong. [Totally NSFW language.]
Obama’s lamestream media is too scared to run this truthy gun video
This short video exposes uppity Obama’s selfish assault on the God-given rights of real Americans — a truthy look at guns TOO REAL for the lamestream media because chemtrails. NRA: Straight out of Downton.
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor up close and personal (video)
When the camera stops rolling, she’s just Sonia from the Bronx. [NSFW audio.] Video by Roberta Valderrama.
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Mas…Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor up close and personal (video)
Live from LAX: Best police chase video ever!
It’s never a slow ñews day in Rancho Pocho, what with the freezing temperatures, babbling stars on awards shows and fools trying to outrun the police. Take, for example, this baboso who is born to run the streets near Los Angeles International Airport…
El Sportivo & The Blooz: The ‘Waking World’ feels so strange (video)
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Shot in Morelos, MX.
POCHO’s Lalo Alcaraz toons up Sotomayor interview on ’60 Minutes’
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Was that a cartoon by POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz hanging on Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s office wall in Sunday night’s 60 Minutes interview? Why yes it was!
Note from Lalo: The original cartoon, entitled L’il Judge Lopez, is signed by me and my daughter, who was the model/inspiration for the little girl in the toon.
Here’s the full-sized version of the cartoon and the 60 Minutes interview (cartoon @ 11:37):
Mas…POCHO’s Lalo Alcaraz toons up Sotomayor interview on ’60 Minutes’