Make tonight’s presidential debate extra especial with the POCHO Debate Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila.
Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is chort!
| WHEN YOU HEAR | REACTION |
| Benghazi | Chug a beer |
| Ben Gazzara | One shot of Arpaio Viejo™ |
| Obama’s Birth Certificate | Two shots, beer back |
| 9/11 | Drink a Manhattan |
| Vladimir Putin | Stolichnaya |
| Bring back American jobs | Bing back a six-pack of Bud Light, drink, smash cans against head |
| Megyn Kelly | Bloody Mary |
| Trump University | Pitcher of beer, then puke in the alley behind the frat house |
| Build the wall | Pulque |
| Crooked Hillary | Drink your neighbor’s beer |
| Michelada | |
| Taco trucks on every corner | Briefly stop drinking, eat tacos |
| Moderator confronts Trump’s history of racism, homophobia, xenophobia, bigotry, misogyny, lies, and broken promises. | Please get a doctor’s recommendation for the appropriate medication if available in your state or jurisdiction |
Especial Correspondents Comic Saenz and Professor Equis contributed to this report.