Make tonight’s presidential debate extra especial with the POCHO Debate Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila.
Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is chort!
|WHEN YOU HEAR||REACTION|
|Benghazi||Chug a beer|
|Ben Gazzara||One shot of Arpaio Viejo™|
|Obama’s Birth Certificate||Two shots, beer back|
|9/11||Drink a Manhattan|
|Bring back American jobs||Bing back a six-pack of Bud Light, drink, smash cans against head|
|Megyn Kelly||Bloody Mary|
|Trump University||Pitcher of beer, then puke in the alley behind the frat house|
|Build the wall||Pulque|
|Crooked Hillary||Drink your neighbor’s beer|
|Taco trucks on every corner||Briefly stop drinking, eat tacos|
|Moderator confronts Trump’s history of racism, homophobia, xenophobia, bigotry, misogyny, lies, and broken promises.||Please get a doctor’s recommendation for the appropriate medication if available in your state or jurisdiction|
Especial Correspondents Comic Saenz and Professor Equis contributed to this report.