The one-time GOP nominee wannabe Perry is so underwhelming that when he walks into a room, it seems as if someone just left.
Rick Perry is so stupid he peels M&M’s to make chocolate chip cookies. Rick Perry is so stupid he went to the dentist for Bluetooth. Rick Perry is so stupid he forgot his own talking points in a Republican presidential debate.
Think about it: Republican voters in the primaries liked Rick Perry even LESS than Mitt Romney.
But enough about Rick Perry. What about MY needs?
I needed to go through the POCHO archives to come up with these choice Rick Perry stories:
- Rick Perry: Mexi-Klingon threat could require Viet troops
- In bid for VP nod, Rick Perry burns down Welfare, TX 78006
- Pocho Ocho ways Republicans celebrate International Women’s Day
- Satan speaks: Santorum, the election and Mayan Doomsday
- Desperate Texas Democrats vote to secede from union
- Forget the Oscars, It’s The Hectors©! Pocho’s 1st Annual Awards
- GOP seeks Hispanic vote, taps Seagal for ‘You’re Busted, Beaner!’